nimrod

karl jacobs

“have you ever heard of karl jacobs?”
“you mean the nimrod??”

by penises123 November 13, 2020

nimrod

A rod used to measure the oil level of the whatchamacallit

please check the nimrod

by quagblar March 4, 2007

Nimrod

Fucking dicked with no friends

He a nimrod a retard

by Ben re tar f September 8, 2016

Nimrodding

To consistently hit/launch objects towards a pre-arranged target.

I’m gonna be nimrodding Mr. Harris’ house with paintballs, you in?

by Kylobob Squarenigga November 30, 2017

Nimrod Nightcap

When you are in the town of Nimrod, Minnesota (population 69) and meet up with one of the local girls for some oral action. While slurping on your manhood, she is simultaneously sucking down some Crown Royal Apple through a straw. The apple flavored whiskey prelude will mix terrifically with your creamy goodness.

Last night I offered Melinda a Nimrod Nightcap, she was thrilled to have her third of the evening.

by BROZERKERZ June 1, 2018

nimrod

1. A biblical figure who was the son of Cush and great-grandson of Noah.
2. An album by the pop-punk band Green Day, released in 1997.
3. A stupid, foolish or inept person. Commonly used by Bugs Bunny to describe Elmer Fudd.

George: Blow me!
Dan: I heard that!
George: Of course you heard it, ya fuckin' nimrod! I'm standing right next to you!

by Yak off July 14, 2018

Nimrod Nibbo

Nimrod Nibbo is an intelligent name for a simple person, Somone that can take a ribbing but is a absolute clutz. Often a young person that resembles an old man in their behaviour and use of language. See nibbo nimrod knib

That boy Nick was a total Nimrod Nibbo,

“I thought he sounded like a 70 year old man”

by KingGWells October 28, 2018