neldon

naturally curly hair, total punk, total roflers. likes to lmao. likes to stair at the sun until blinded.
ignores people a lot.

dude your totally being a neldon.

dont be a neldon! I love you!

by zach neldon March 13, 2009

Niels

The name of the most amazing guy in the world. He is incredible, smart, fun, creative, and really cute. When you are stressed, he’ll listen to you. He may or may not enjoy smoking weed, drinking beer, and consuming a certain type of “stracciatella” cottage cheese.

“Hey I think I have the biggest crush ever on this guy. I dream about him every night and during the day too.”
“What’s his name?”
“Sexy stuff.”
“No really, what’s his name?”
“Why should I tell you?”
“You shouldn’t, but tell me anyway.”
“Fine, his name is Niels, and I’m in love with him.”

by Bandittt_fire January 19, 2021

Niels

Niels have a huge penis

Girl1: Do you know Niels?
Girl2: Sure this is the guy with a huge penis

by Toastbrot November 18, 2016

Nildo

A dildo with a nail in the top of it and it has wings

I love to use my nildo to fuck my catboy bf/gf/person

by D.a.d.d.y.S.u.n.a November 14, 2021

Nieder

when you're talking and just want to make it a grand ole time just add Nieder to the end of it and have a Niederblast!!!

Its Nieder time!!!!

can I have so of your Niedertime?

by Eraze_ October 17, 2022

Nielsisme

1. Alle seksuele dingen niet leuk vinden, of haten.

2. Alle seksuele dingen lelijk vinden

Dat houdt in: borsten, vulva's, piemels, konten etc.

Stijn: "Yoo, deze chick heeft echt lekkere tieten."

Niels: "Ieuw Gadverdamme, haal dat weg!"

Mark tegen Bart: "Damn, ik denk dat hij Nielsisme heeft."

by StevieNotAWonder January 6, 2023

tree-nied

in disc golf A contraction of "tree" and "denied." Having an otherwise awesome shot deflected by a tree, shrub, or other woody material.

That was an incredible approach putt, unfortunately tree-nied at the end by that spruce.

by ChefDude January 25, 2015