Nickelback

Another mediocre somewhat popular nu-metal band, this time, from Canada, which isn't a surprise considering their musical track record (Avril, Celine Dion, Barenaked Ladies, etc). Lead singer Chad is an extremely nasal "Marlboro Man" type vocalist who sounds constipated on a permenant basis. Guitar consists mostly of easy-to-play power chords that give the band a "tough" sound to the untrained ear, but a closer look reveals a band that has nothing to offer creatively. They were recently exposed recycling their music in their two hit singles, "How You Remind Me" and "Someday", which sound nearly identical when played simultaneously.

Nickelback should simply give up.

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 11, 2004

Nickelback

Horrible band. Plain and simple. Most of their songs sound nearly identical, because they have no musical talent or creativity. Just because you can play some power chords does not make you a good guitar player. Just because you can write sappy love songs with almost the same melody for every song does not make you a good songwriter. This band is like cyanide for my ears, and it is very hard for me to understand what people hear in their music. Maybe they had one or two catchy little hits, but next time really listen to what they are playing and compare it to a band such as, The Strokes. Tell me what sounds better and more creative. If you say Nickelback, then you are entitled to your opinion of course, but I feel very sorry for you, because you will never learn to appreciate actual talented musical expression. I'm not saying stop listening to Nickelback if you really like them, im simply saying expand your musical horizon. There is better, more thought provoking stuff out there.

Nickelback Fan: Dude, Nickelback effin rocks bro, did you hear their guitarist jam on those power chords, man that was amazing!

Smart Person: ...wow...grow a fuckin brain idiot...

by Chadkroegerblowz April 27, 2006

Nickelback Test

A test that it is 100% necessary to give to all of your friends before continuing your relationships. The test must be delivered in an inquisitive tone, as to trick the friend into thinking you are also a fan of the band.

Through the administration of this test, we can successfully alienate the Nickelback-loving world, and eventually separate them from us completely in society, leading to our nationwide radio stations being freed from their reign of terror.

"Hey Nick, I just saw that there is a Nickelback concert here in June. You want to go?"

"Dude, I love Nickelback!! Let's do this!"

"Nick! You too? NOOOOOOOOOOO. That was the Nickelback test! Don't ever talk to me again."

by jblakely April 14, 2010

nickelback

To lamely produce something for mass consumption with little care for its originality or creativity.

The client hated the ad so we totally nickelbacked it to get it approved.

by nickelback is evil January 26, 2010

Pickleback

The most famous pickle in the world and star of the facebook fan page "Can this pickle get more fans than Nickelback?" The answer was a resounding yes, as Pickleback surpassed the Canadian trash rock band Nickelback in the early morning of Friday, February 19, 2010 by amassing over 1.4 million fans on just its 16th day in existence. This day shall be known henceforth as Pickleback Day.

Guy 1: "Nickelback is the worst band I have ever heard."
Guy 2: "Anytime I hear Chad Kroeger I get so angry I want to punch a baby in the mouth."
Guy 1: "I don't even like the taste of pickles, but I am a fan of Pickleback because they don't play god awful terrible music."

by sivman17 February 19, 2010

nippleback

A backhand way to describe the group commonly known as Nickelback. No one likes them.

Hey, are you listening to Nippleback? I have no respect for you anymore. And I hate your raspy voice.

by Steve Pohler February 1, 2008

tickleback

Sexual act during which a female sits atop her partner (gender irrelevant, though originally adopted by partners of opposite sexes) who is on all fours, being ridden like a horse. The female stimulates her clitoris by gyrating upon the raised bumps of the spine.

Yeah, she went for a tickleback last night, my back was soaking.

by Daniel sykes April 5, 2008