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Newman's Day

(1) Holiday celebrated every April 24th, involving the drinking of at least 24 beers. Any scheduled activity (e.g. work, classes, baptisms) must still be attended.

(2) An act of stupidity involing significant drinking, similar to the "yoke challenge".
"Did you see Chauncey? He just finished Newman's Day and looks f*cked up!"

"We were so bored we decided to pull a Newman's Day last night."
by Tastey Taste April 7, 2004
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Newtmas

The real couple that should've been endgame and that's on god.
Newtmas is real motherfuckers
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Newmanitis

Having tons of intellectual potential, but not using it because of some motivational disorder, such as ADHD or laziness.
A: Did you finish that assignment?
B: No. I couldn't focus.
A: I think you're coming down with Newmanitis.
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Joanna Newsom

Joanna Newsom is a singer-songwriter harpist from Nevada City, CA. She's released two records on Drag City, "The Milk Eyed Mender" (2004) and "Ys" (2006). Both were critically acclaimed, especially Ys which received many 5 star reviews and placements on critic top 10 lists. Ys also featured arrangements from legendary Beach Boys collaborator Van Dyke Parks as well as production by Steve Albini and mixing by former Sonic Youth member Jim O'Rourke.
"Hey, have you ever listened to Joanna Newsom?"

"Yeah, Ys was by far my favorite album last year!"
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Paul Newman

Without question, one of the greatest actors ever. Known also for his icy blue eyes, good looks and his food line, Newman's Own. He has starred in a wide variety of films since the early 50s from "Somebody Up There Likes Me" to "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof" to "The Hustler" to "Hud" to "Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid" to "The Sting" to "Absence of Malice" to "Nobody's Fool" to "Road to Perdition." He recently retired earlier this year and he will be missed on screen.

He resides in Connecticut w/ his long-time wife, Joanne Woodward.
"The embarassing thing is that my salad dressings have grossed more than any of my films." - Paul Newman
by Kyle1986 October 15, 2007
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Newtmentum

When an asshole who appears to be winning something is finally undone by their horrible past of douchiness, narcissism and lies.
It looked like Gingrich had the Republican nomination locked up until his newtmentum caught up with him.
by Deremy Underhill February 21, 2012
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