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Neopets

Neopets (n) (ne-o-pets): A site that was made by college students and made for college students. It soon turned into a kids site for kids ages 8+.

Past: Neopets started out as a very fun kid site. There were games, boards, and of course, pets. There were 3 categories of games: Action, Puzzle, and Chance. Each one contained 100+ games at least. And each one was fun to play. It was perfect for kids. And best of all, it wasn't there just for getting money. It was actually a game site where the focus was on having fun, not money.

Present: Neopets has turned from a game site focused on fun to a site focused on money. The games have been enhanced (like by too many levels), the neopets are 3-D like (and look horrible), and is just horrible. Right now it's just horrible. And you get frozen really easy (ex: saying "sucks" gets you in trouble)

It has the NC mall (neocash) and there are two items that I find interesting:
The I Love NC mall flag ($1.50) and the I hate NC mall flag ($50). hm... Anybody have 50 bucks I can borrow?

Future: Oh my gosh, don't think about what's coming up next. It's probably going to turn into ad palooza.
Neopets was a fun site, but is really dumb now.

The neopets are really dumb now.

NEOPETS SUCKS! uh-oh! My account is frozen X_X
by camomatt August 5, 2008
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A website that is often "down for maintenance" or generally fucked up by numerous glitches. Instead of admitting their own mistakes they will just freeze you. Neopets use to be cool until they fucked everything up....
WOW! I was just frozen for no reason! FUCK! Now I will mail neopets and not even get a response!
by bullshit April 28, 2004
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An addicting virtual game where you get to have 4 pets. You get to play all these games which got you Neopoints which was used to buy stuff. Boards, shops, neomailing, games..it was fun while it lasted.

Neopets now sucks. Noobs are taking over the boards with their excessive 7 year olds saying they're looking for "g1rLllfRi3ee3nds" or how "my cat died, i want to kill myself. boohooboohoo" They cannot type propr english either. There are useless noobs that report you without a reason and then you loose your account. Then you try to tell TNT (Neopets Team) that you were mistakenly frozen..you wait for months and months and may not even get a notice.

Some old games are good but they have to delete them and replace them with shitty advertisement games that had the same concept. Spin the wheel! GO through the maze eating stupid pixels! .. -_-

Let's face it, the newbies will never get rich, the old members are quitting, neopets is going to die in the next 2 years.
n00b: lyKk oh em geee!! ne0opets isHh lyKee AW3SomeEee!!11
someone: Will you shut up?
n00b: ne3verr! i 5ha1l pr0claiM t0 Da wHo0LeE w0rLDd!!1
somone: -_-"
by SARA_i0i_likegasp March 22, 2005
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A site that used to kickass back in the old days but is now just another 'game' laced with adverts, spyware, and idiots. Frozen unfairly? You probably won't get your account back. Run by hypocrites who truly don't care if you live or die.
"Dude my Neopets account was frozen, even though I didn't do anything wrong!"
"Ah well, better make a new account."
by steph_s January 7, 2008
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A chat board found on neopets. These are the things they talk about (in short forms with tonnes of emoticons, of course):

1: musical groups that sing about teen angst
2: bf/gf dumping them
3: How they hate their life
4: What stereotypical group is better
1: OMG OMG!!! :) :) :) LP vs GC!!!!!!
2: My bf dumped me... :) :( :( share my sadness. NOW!@!#@´##ERYU#^%@!~~!~~~~
3: IM 9, pregnant, no bf, i wanna kill myself, whats sex?, come in here and say "be happy!" and i will cheer up.
4: PREPS ARE SOOOOO BETTER THAN PUNKZ!!!!!!!!!! I HATE LABLES!!!!
by Seenus September 2, 2003
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An annoying website with too many rules, childish play, and wacko roleplay
People who use Neopets need a life BIG TIME!
by Won't tell YOU! September 15, 2006
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A virtual pet website initially designed for bored college students, although currently most players are younger than 16. Each player is allowed four pets on up to five accounts; one account --and one only-- may be used to play games, which there are numerous of. By playing games, a user may gain Neopoints -- which may be used to buy such items as paint brushes (to paint/change the appearance of an existing Neopet), toys, food, etc. NeoBoards give users the option of communicating with one another, and are separated into several different sections (such as Avatars/NeoSignatures, Help, and Fan Clubs). Guilds are mainly groups that consist of users with similar interests; a user may belong to only one guild at a time.

Most importantly: The equivalent (though slightly more harmful) to cocaine.
Neopets fucking ruined four years of my life! If you haven't already joined, don't. You will be unable to escape the hell without severe consequences.
Ya think I'm joking, don't ya?

To those poor ignorant souls who are still addicted: Get help. Seriously. Hire a therapist. And before you get all fuckin' defensive.. I was never frozen; I was just smart and left. :)
by J-Don August 28, 2007
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