Nintendo VS Microsoft VS Sony

A war that happened several centuries ago. Nintendo was amongst the elder kingdoms, and Microsoft and Sony soon were on their way to becoming Top Dogs. The time eventually did come, and all hell broke loose. The Big 3 kingdoms decided to remain neutral, until an annual event by the name of E3 came along. All hell broke loose over and over. Gamers to this day argue which of the Big 3 Ancient kingdoms are better. Those kingdoms have evolved into companies. Although the annual E3 is still around today, the fighting amongst Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony, is a fight of words, not weapons (unfortunately).

Note: This example is based on stereotypes, not my opinion

NintendoFanboy: We have better variety in games!
MicrosoftFanboy: We can play games like Halo on the 360 AND our computers!
SonyFanboy: Our games ALWAYS look the best!

AppleFanboy: Haha I got a phone that I can make calls AND play videogames on!

SonyFanboy: Um guys...
NintendoFanboy: Shall we?
MicrosoftFanboy: Our fighting shall resume after this!

The Big 3 Fanboys proceed to murder the AppleFanboy. Task is completed. The fighting resumes. It is unknown if the Nintendo VS Microsoft VS Sony War will ever die.

by JohnsonPwns February 15, 2012

Nintendo Ninjas

Employees in black suits who drive large black Suburbans hired by Nintendo to investigate game leaks, leakers, hackers, illegal game rom sites, and those who download those roms.

The Nintendo Ninjas came to my house the other day and after the questioned me, they vanihed.

by TreeHouse65 January 12, 2021

Nintendo Wii Wii

A very funny punchline of a sexual joke.

Hey, shorty, do you play video games? No? Awe man, I was gonna ask you if you wanted to come over and play with my Nintendo Wii Wii...

by SouloCutz April 26, 2009

no nintendo

A lazy and easily pronounced way to say the spanish phrase "no entiendo" which means "I don't understand."

amanda, "would you dowload that PDF file to my USB key?"

Sam, "no nintendo"

by Slammy May 2, 2008

Nintendrone

Someone who has a blind, undying love for Nintendo and all it's products. They will protect the hive until death, fighting for their favorite video game company. Known to get into giant flame wars with fanboys for other systems/companies, they can rally the troops at a moment's notice.

Also see: wordNintendolt/word, wordNintendroid/quote, wordfanboy/word, Gen.Wedge's GamerTag on Xbox Live

Gahigiddy and olimario are infamous Nintendrones.

by Gen.Wedge June 23, 2003

Nintendo tax

Nintendo tax is when a multi-platform video game is priced abnormally high on all platforms as a result of also being released on a Nintendo platform.

Nintendo Switch game prices are notoriously high (called the switch tax) and Nintendo apparently requires some form of parity on prices as part of their contract. As a result, game prices seem to become inflated even on other platforms that are not Nintendo platforms.

Bob: "This game is a straight port of a ten year old game! why is it so expensive??? "
Joe: "look, it's also on the switch... "
Bob: "Ah, I see, it's the Nintendo tax."

by Triadne September 8, 2019

Nintendo 64

A great system that had quite a few awesome games, like oot and Goldeneye. Unfortunatly, it suffred from many of the problems that come with the limitations of using Cartriges, such as a lack of any CD Audio (meaning they had to use MIDI, which is shitty)

Goldeneye was a fucking awesome game

by I hate your Emo Haircut December 11, 2004