Special Needs Goose

The name by which we must now refer to the animal formerly known as the Mongoose.

Me: Look, son - that's called a mongoose.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.

by I am Iron Man! July 1, 2009

needsy

1337 h4x0r On The Internet. Beware. Trolls forums etc.

Victim: OMG I GOT HAXED
Needsy: My bad.

by Ominisent July 26, 2009

The Liam Neeson

to remove a gun from someones hand and proceed to strike them in the neck repeatedly till death or unconsciousness over comes them like a badass

dude did you just The liam neeson him yes i did!!

by n degrees 3 March 10, 2009

Special needs

A term used to refer to someone with either an intellectual disability or, in a broader context, any condition that may pose problems in an educational setting, which can include non-behavioural or learning disorders, e.g., diabetes.

A statement of special needs absolutely does not imply retardation.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015

Special Needs Donkey

A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.

Can be shortened to "SND".

"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"

"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."

by mizzbigglesworth May 5, 2010

neebs

neebs is a word used in fife which is shorted for neebur

awryteeee neebs hows it gaw?

by FrozenUndies ;D July 6, 2010

Needs more dragons

A sarcastic way of saying you don't believe the story you're being told. You're basically "helping them" to make the story more creative, while at the same telling them you know it is a story and not actually true.

Person: "So I met Prince Harry and got his number but then I lost it."
Me: "Cool story, needs more dragons."

by MrCarlSir May 17, 2014