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monkey navigated

To be controlled and run by monkeys, mainly in boats, ships or planes.
I work in a monkey-navigated jumbo jet.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003
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navigator

This is used in conjunction with the shocker. The hand formation for the shocker stays the same, but also put your thumb out. With this you can stimulate the clitorus.
She wanted it so bad I had to use the navigator.
by dcash March 5, 2003
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navigator whore

when youre driving, and the dumbass riding with you feels compelled to direct every minute correction you make, youve got yourself a navigator whore.

Similar to backseat driver
Carla: get into your left lane. watch out for that van. speed up to go through this light. left, left, left!

You: I know where the fuck im going, shut up, you navigator whore!
by viciousk May 25, 2009
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noggin navigation

to steer someone's head with your hand to look at something or away from something. usually a toddler.
I was trying to get my kid to walk away from the ice cream truck. Finally had to use noggin navigation.
by j15bell January 27, 2008
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navigate

to play video games while high off of weed.
by rochdorr February 4, 2007
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Navigant

noun: any electronic, software based tool used to generate directions or assist in navigating from a moving to fixed point (like GPS) or between fixed points (like using MapQuest or GoogelMaps)

verb: the act of acquiring directions using the electronic methods above
... tired of having to say I am getting directions from a GPS when I am not, or saying "MapQuest-ing" directions when i'm using Google earth or some other program.

As long as I have the address of Sally's house I can put it into a navigant and find my way there

We're not lost, I'll just navigant my way to the concert
by mhadmhan June 2, 2011
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lincoln navigator

Steve: hey what do you drive?
Micheal: I drive a Lincoln navigator!!!
Steve: O, so you drive a piece of shit. 💩
by babylon315 January 10, 2017
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