nardonic

1.adverb Online behavior of a sardonic nature where a person attempts to act "ballsy" or "puffed up" in a defensive/passive agressive manner, but instead appears humorus and annoying.

\/\/4n483 has been kicked from #chat (reason: STOP acting nardonic, plz/tyvm).

by Sekhmet1369 May 31, 2010

narcopheliac

Someone who compulsively has sex with people while they are asleep.

I woke up last night and my girlfriend was having her way with me... what a narcopheliac.

by vivaviva July 23, 2010

Narcosis

Becoming unconscious/asleep because of the effects of a narcotic/opioid drug.

Joe: Damn Jim, took 20mgs of Morphine last night and 5 minutes later I was out for 8 hours.
Jim: You had narcosis Joe. Taper the dose down to 15mg, you should be okay then.

by Rocker007 April 5, 2009

Transportation Narcolepsy

The act of falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.

Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.

by scooterams July 29, 2008

Narcotics Anonymous

Narcotics Anonymous is fellowship of men and women for whom drugs (and,yes, alcohol IS a drug) had become a major problem. They meet regularly to help each other stay clean. NA uses the 12 Steps and 12 Traditions as originated by AA, but have abridged them to be all-inclusive. Narcotics Anonymous was formed in 1953 by several addicts, the most well-known perhaps, being Jimmy K. The formation of NA was necessary because addicts were not welcomed into AA, and could not stay clean. Narcotics Anonymous has it's own literature, the most important being the Basic Text, and it's own unique language. NA uses "clean," "clean time," and "recovery," rather than sober and sobriety. Narcotics Anonymous has over 50,000 meetings per week worldwide. As stated in the 5th Tradition, every group has but one primary purpose; to carry the message to the addict who still suffers. That message is that an addict, any addict, can stop using drugs, lose the desire to use, and find a new way to live.

Any addict can join Narcotics Anonymous regardless of age, race, creed, sexual orientation, religion, or lack of religion. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using.

by NoMatterWhat August 27, 2014

Narcos

Drug traffickers from Colombia thta worked for drug kingpin Pablo Escobar in the 80's.

I better get some coke from those narcos man!

by JoseE. October 25, 2004

academic narcolepsy

The condition where a person, who is not tired, instantly falls asleep or becomes sleepy when in a classroom setting. After leaving the classroom the person is once again alert.

"I had a serious case of academic narcolepsy in class today, did not catch any of the lecture."

by J. Anton January 31, 2008