Fuck that noise

FTN. Slang for "that's rediculous", or "I'm not buying it".

The autoshop wanted to charge extra for putting air in the tires... I said, "Fuck that noise. I'm not paying for air."

by Btbullet January 2, 2017

Noise Bot

A shitty tee brand with stupid jokes that they display on the shirts and then advertise on sites like Urban Dictionary. They are really stupid and really annoying. Very similar to snorgtees

Noise Bot Shirt: I Pooped Today!
The General Public: Whoop-de-fucking-do.

Damn, I'm so tired of seeing those ugly noise bot ads!

by torrrrrrub May 14, 2011

norse rune only lane

seeming indication of confused street signage e.g. when approaching a traffic rotary or five way intersection.

don't backseat drive, please- i'm in the NORSE RUNE ONLY LANE. if i nauthiz from this lane i'll invite the cops as well as destiny. i'm trying to invite glory and wisdom by flipping a wunjo at the rotary.

by lexicali slim September 22, 2009

Dying Whale Noises

When one is so overcome with emotion that he or she makes a noise akin to a whale getting stabbed through with a hot poker and dragged several miles by a racing speedboat before getting forcibly beached onto a remote island where the beach has sharp, pointy rocks instead of sand.

Alternatively defined as: Regular whale noises amplified in a sobbing manner by an emotionally compromised human being.

Your favorite character in that show you've been watching for five years dies at the end.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
or
Your celebrity crush bumps into you in a coffeeshop AND ACTUALLY CARESSES YOUR ARM and smiles at you and everything.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-

by DGMerls February 6, 2013

noisegeek

Slang term for hobbyists and profesionals in the audio engineering field. Specifically as applied to hobbyists that build their own speaker systems, amplifiers, or in extreme cases entire home-theater system setups.

"That guy just finished building a pair of gainclone monoblocks. He is now a bona fide noisegeek."

by OddOne May 24, 2004

norkseous

Adj. When a woman's tits, or norks, are just too big and a bit disturbingly so, as in nauseous, feeling sick.

I felt a bit norkseous after seeing what I'd been groping in the dark - her tits were frighteningly large!

by Trafford January 13, 2009

noise aversion

A condition afflicting people who are sensitive to sound. People who suffer from noise aversion become very uncomfortable, physically and/or mentally, when in the vicinity of noise which may be tolerable to the vast majority of others.

"Steve doesn't like going to bars or clubs because he suffers from noise aversion."

by homegrown1999 June 24, 2009