Angry Video Game Nerd

A pissed-off, geeky video game enthusiast who hosts his own series of game reviews on YouTube, ScrewAttack.com and GameTrailers.com. Formerly known as the Angry Nintendo Nerd, he reviews some of the most godawful games ever made (usually games on the NES) in an over-the-top manner. He is known for his New Jersey accent, his heavy drinking (usually drinks Rolling Rock and Yuengling beer) and his filthy mouth. The Nerd uses ridiculous amounts of profanity in his videos, to the point where he makes up his own words ("fuckfarts", "fuckballs"), and sums up the games with phrases such as "What a shitload of fuck," or "It sucks monkey fuck!!!!!" Usually he also describes some horrific thing he would rather do than play the games, such as "drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus", in order to let the viewer know just how bad the game is. Some of the games/systems/accessories are destroyed in a comical manner (flushed down the toilet, stuck in the toaster, etc.) after he is done reviewing them. The series also sometimes has "special guests" such as Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Spider-Man, Bugs Bunny, Michael Myers and Leatherface, most of whom have the living shit beaten out of them by the Nerd. Some examples of games that the Nerd has reviewed are:

Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (NES)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES)
The Karate Kid (NES)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
Back To The Future (NES)
Top Gun (NES)
Friday the 13th (NES)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (NES)
Power Glove (NES accessory)
Atari 5200
Ghostbusters (NES)
Sega CD
Sega 32X
Die Hard (NES)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Atari 2600)
Dragon's Lair (NES)

He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari-Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

"ASS!!!!!!"
"Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" (slow motion) "FFFFFFFUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!"
"This game is ass!!!!!!"
"Cowabunga? Cowa-fuckin'-piece-o'-dog-shit!!!!!!!"
"This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!!!"
"It suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit........ and I don't like it."

by OldeSchool January 6, 2008

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an iranian/persian woman that died during the 2009 iran election protests after being shot through the heart by a basij .there are two youtube videos of her death on youtube and facebook. she is said to be 26 years old.

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