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crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"
Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.
by FelixPen June 1, 2006
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Negative fucks

When you have less than zero fucks to give. You literally have depleted all your rollover fucks and used up a certain amount of future fucks as well. The amount you care about something is approaching negative infinity.
A customer walks into a retail establishment with a bitchy complaint. Miko says to her dumb hoe employee, "Kelly you take care of her I give negative fucks, my fucks are used up all the way to next week."
by babyuf123 April 28, 2014
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negative distance

A term for having sex in a long distance relationship. A couple in an attempt to reduce the average distance between each other, should try to spend alot of time negative distance from each other when they are together.
Hunny, I just wanna be negative distance from you all weekend.
by antgg February 2, 2010
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General Negative

1) Someone who always give negative responses when asked about anything.

2) A pessimistic person. Always think about the worst.
1)Person A : Let's go out for dinner later?

General negative : No,I can't go out.
Person A : How about tomorrow?
General negative : Nope, impossible.
Person A : HOW about the day after?
General negative : Negative.

2) When visiting a friend in hospital, he'll probably say something like "Oh damn, you are going to die."
by LuLIzFine September 10, 2009
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Negavance

To advance one's own agenda, career, reputation, etc. at the expense of another person or group, specifically by criticizing, tearing down, embarrassing, or belittling that person or group. Such behavior is in lieu of advancing one's own agenda, career, reputation, etc. solely on the merits of such.
We've all seen people in the office who like to negavance into job promotions or sweet assignments -- they usually leave a trail of bodies.
by MattersOfManners January 11, 2012
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Negatosexual

Someone so sexually repulsive as to negate the possibility of sexual gratification of others, i.e. a male negatosexual turns straight women gay and gay men straight.
Did you see those women scatter? Mike's a negatosexual.
by phenombr January 16, 2009
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Negar

A Persian girls' name meaning beautiful.
Also referred to one's lover in old Persian poems.

Not to be confused with the N word.
Yo, what up my Negar?
by SunOffABeach October 16, 2020
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