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Neasden

Cultural capital of North London. Famous for its magnificent rail depot and Neasden Temple which is supposed to be the largest Hindu temple outside India. Also home to Neasden FC, one of the country's finest football clubs.
"A holiday in Neasden is better than a soapy tit wank off a porn star." (British Tourist Board, 2003)
by Wizards Sleeve June 22, 2005
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Neanderthal Syndrome

The unfortunate condition of looking sort of like a caveman, even if they're not that ugly/don't have that big a nose. Affects girls ranging from ugly to mildly pretty. Main cause: Hair that is long, parted down the middle, and/or wavy. Somehow, you see a girl like this and think "Neanderthal" even though she's not ugly.
*Whoah, that girl looks like a caveman! But she's not ugly...Oh, it's the hair. She has Neanderthal syndrome.*

If you or someone you know suffers from Neanderthal syndrome, a side part is strongly recommended. Many lives (or reputations) could be saved by such simple measures.
by pottergeek7 January 15, 2011
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Neard

A neck beard. Facial hair that fails to grow on the cheeks, chin, and upper lip, but grows in abundance on the neck. Oh so sexy during make outs and philosophical discussions.
Ooooh look at that neard. There's all over that sexy neck.
by trekdude31415 January 5, 2011
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Nead

Nicole's Eyes Are Deadly= she is a sexi girl from stickam and her eyes are to die for..
SomeOnes eyes that can kill Nead
by I am Dj Hitler May 4, 2010
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neard

Let me touch your neard honey
by lil willy on the track April 3, 2020
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tame the neaderthal

the practice of removing body hair from places that it just shouldn't be, or places one would be embarrased to admit they have body hair.
Oh man, my toe hair is growing back, better go tame the neaderthal before my boyfriend sees it.
by D-Cal December 14, 2008
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neanderthal

1. A sports personality, usually very overpaid, who has diarrhea of the mouth, trash talks and has no class at all.

2. Most New York Yankee fans can fit in this description as well. They have a big SUV, usually black or other dark color with a huge NY sticker on the back window. They pronounce "New York" as "New Yawk." They act like jackasses when their team wins.
1. Jeremy Shockey is a football neanderthal.

2. Vinnie is a big New Yawk Yankees fan. He is always calling in to "Spawtz Radio" because he thinks he is a Yankees expert. He even has custom NY Yankees pin striping on his SUV. Yankees fans are douche bags.
by Kajoe October 13, 2006
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