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Napalm Strike

This occurs when your 'victim' is taking a shower. This generally works better if the victim leaves the door unlocked. Act as if you are entering the bathroom to take a leak, brush your teeth, grab some mouthwash, etc. This will not work if you have a clear see through shower curtain. Grab a cat and get it so that it is very angry. Enter the bathroom with the angry cat, yell "NAPALM STRIKE!!!" and toss the cat over top of the shower curtain.
Johnny never locked the door when he took a shower. I thought I'd teach him a lesson by dropping a Napalm Strike. Ever since then, Johnny has locked the door when he showers.
by Hi-Ya Zip January 26, 2014
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Napalm baby

Babies who suffered the napalm strikes and look like sped cunts

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by CumProducer November 18, 2016
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napalm dump

You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.
Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!
by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017
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Napalm Bleed

The act of an insane nose bleed. Usually found in animes, and people who are about to die.
When I saw that girl I had a Napalm Bleed
by MemoliLover February 1, 2019
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Napalm Syndrome

When your so greedy for power you become a bitch by doing so
Yeah I know jake is looking like he has napalm syndrome
by arbiter1905 January 24, 2021
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Napalm boyfriend

A boyfriend who's so clingy it destroys the relationship.
"She told me we need some space, what should I do?"
"Bro, you need to stop being such a napalm boyfriend."
by Nervous_Language November 18, 2021
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napalm nussbomb

The act of taking a Vietnamese Bahn Mi and shoving it up you partners Ass then eating it all… Vietnamese version of the “Spicy Gringo
My Girlfriend loves Vietnamese food, especially when a Banh Mi is shoved up her Anus and eaten out - we call it the Napalm nussbomb
by Bmacka67 January 29, 2023
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