NARP

a derogatory but appropriate label that is short for non athletic regular person

*at a party full of athletes*
Athlete 1: Where did all these fuckin NARPs show up from?
Athlete 2: IDFK we should have them wear "ima NARP" tags so they know their place

by Radiotrophic Gint September 18, 2022

Narapoia

The reverse of paranoia, from the 1948 Science Fiction short story, "Narapoia", by Alan Nelson. Delusions that one is following somebody, or that others are plotting to do the victim good.

"Well, I keep having this strange feeling that people are plotting to do me good. That they're trying to be benevolent and kind toward me. I don't know exactly who they are, or why they wish me all this kindness, but...it's all very fantastic, isn't it?"

This new disorder apparently had symptoms opposite from paranoia; he would call it "narapoia".

by Antibogotes March 1, 2023

Narpy

Being a spoiled brad

That kid Storer is so Narpy

by Jidder March 11, 2019

NARP

Non Athletic Regular Person. Often thinks they are very cool but in reality is a total waste of space.

Clay Hanback thinks he is a beast at "hacking" vids, buts is actually a total NARP

by Matatan 123 December 24, 2010

nearp

1. (n) An extremely good pianist whose talents are never fully recognized.

2. (v) To shock, surprise, or simply scare a stranger by uncontrollable laughter.

3. (n) The previously mentioned laughter, which is best described as uncontrollable, loud, and spreading over multiple octaves on a music scale.

That nearp just nearped those guys with his nasty nearp!

by Briman007 April 10, 2008

Naara

A beautiful outstanding strong intelligent bold young woman usually picks a fight and thinks she's better than everybody else although she loves her family and friends and rarely trust anyone and is usually best friends with girls named Yvonne

Dang I could really use a naara right now!

by Addisai Saroa September 29, 2018

Narp

Opposite of the word yarp.
Meaning no.

Person 1:You wanna go to the movies?
Person 2:Narp

by Daniel N June 16, 2008