Your friend: "Did you see that Myspace bulletin I posted last night? Was some crazy shit right?"
You: "I just saw surveys."
You: "I just saw surveys."
by McScrabulous August 31, 2008
Myspace is a website that allows you to make a "profile", or as i view it, "you on the internet". Some people memorize their myspace ID and tell people to add them, THEIR MYSPACE ID!!!! It allows you to show who you are through the internet. Think about it, you pick everything about your profile; what pictures you put up, your background, your music, your about me, your blogs, your likes/dislikes, who you'd like to meet, what books/movies/music you like, who your heros are, and you choose who your friends are. You also have conversations online. People use myspace to "see who's online! omg!". We even have myspace; drama, whores, bands, and t.v. And now we have a truth box, where you can see what people think about you, and its totally confidential. People could pick up the phone or decide to meet somewhere or go outside.... they go online... to message and comment. What has the world come to?
by Emily6543 June 13, 2008
The Scientficially Excepted measurement of camwhore-ness and "oMgLyKiMsOoOoOOoHaWt!~!~~~"-ness.
A Place where ~ is overused. So overused that the United Nations has seeked to put a ban on the use of ~ across the world. "It's An Epidemic, Something must be done!"
A Place where ~ is overused. So overused that the United Nations has seeked to put a ban on the use of ~ across the world. "It's An Epidemic, Something must be done!"
by Emma and the 1000 Paper cranes August 19, 2006
A place for emo teens who wear girls jeans (whether male or female) to make fake friends who are really rapists, murderers, and child molesters. These so-called "friends" take pictures from scenesters everywhere and combine them to look like a hot teenager. It's a site for people with no life to whine about having no life. And to beg for picture comments for people to tell them how cute they think they are. They post emo lyrics and captions everywhere and they talk about how ugly they are, but yet, they have a bunch of pictures.
by Black_My_Eyes November 20, 2006
Myspace is a site that is based fully on getting more "friends." The term is called "whoring." It is all a big race to get 543279543279420798 friends more than Tom, the maker of Myspace. To be a "popular" Myspacer, you must be "scene"(a label much like punk,prep,goth,emo, etc.)
This site is very addicting.
I advise you do not start one.
This site is very addicting.
I advise you do not start one.
by haha! Lauren! April 26, 2006
The ingenious idea of a dumb son of a bitch, and one of the worst designed websites of all time (yet very popular). Myspace is a social-networking waste of time for people that have nothing else better to do than "add" all their friends onto a page so they can talk to each other. Not only do people add their "real" friends onto their page, they can also add a multitude of other individuals/groups of people, such as bands and comedians.
Plenty of fudge packing features are put into Myspace, like the band pages. It's fairly difficult to find a good band on Myspace since a large majority of them are all teen screamo/death metal. Another great feature is the forum... need I say more.
Not to Mention.
The head honcho, otherwise aliased as "Tom", has made quite a profit off of social-networking douche bags.
Plenty of fudge packing features are put into Myspace, like the band pages. It's fairly difficult to find a good band on Myspace since a large majority of them are all teen screamo/death metal. Another great feature is the forum... need I say more.
Not to Mention.
The head honcho, otherwise aliased as "Tom", has made quite a profit off of social-networking douche bags.
J-Wizzle : Yo man I got Tila Tequila on my Myspace top 8 bro!
Sane : Oh yeah, so you know her personally i'm assuming?
J-Wizzle : Uh I mean.. I well, I guess... man fuck you! Myspace is da shit!
Sane : Sure it is. (subtle sarcasm)
Sane : Oh yeah, so you know her personally i'm assuming?
J-Wizzle : Uh I mean.. I well, I guess... man fuck you! Myspace is da shit!
Sane : Sure it is. (subtle sarcasm)
by Sleep Streamer September 07, 2007
A pedos dream. MySpace is a place to sit all day and post chain messages saying "omgzzz if you dont repost this in 6.7 seconds, you will die by tonight!11!!1" Myspace is mostly a place for 14-20 year olds, but the stupid little sluts that are 11 and 12 years old come on to the site and dress in their 9 inch stelletos with their mini skirts and take pictures saying that they are 17, so hot college guys can comment then and say "Hey baby, you looking damn fine in that outfit, lets chill". Myspace is a gateway to the world, so little girls can give old men a good time. Mostly a place that is obsessed over by teens. Myspace is a place to post your badass pictures with your friends with captions that say “Hey, we are hardcore” You spend hours photoshopping you favorite pictures, then you post 15 bulletins saying how cool your pic is and promise your friends that if they comment you, you will comment them back. When you get in fights with people, you automatically go onto myspace so that you can delete them from your friends. Highy addicting.
Annie- "Hey Laura, check out this hot guy I found on Myspace!"
Laura- "Oh my, Add him and leave him a comment, maybe he will comment you back!"
Annie- "oh my gosh maybe! Oh hey! I better repost this bulletin and the love of my life will kiss me tomorrow! but If I dont repost, a scary man thats naked will come to my bedroom tonight and kill me"
Laura- "Sounds risque, you better repost."
Laura- "Oh my, Add him and leave him a comment, maybe he will comment you back!"
Annie- "oh my gosh maybe! Oh hey! I better repost this bulletin and the love of my life will kiss me tomorrow! but If I dont repost, a scary man thats naked will come to my bedroom tonight and kill me"
Laura- "Sounds risque, you better repost."
by Ash uh lee January 02, 2007