why is my friend so ugly

because she is friends w u

why is my friend so ugly? because she is friends w u.

by jordynnn July 15, 2021

Hello my friend.

Greetings used by Indian friends, mainly via phone calls. It is distinguished by strong accent.

Hello my friend. This is Steve from customer service, how can I help you today?

by Oui Iou December 6, 2018

what's the softest way to say you took away my friend

losing your friend in some way. wish that didn't happen to you don't you. sorry...

hey what's the softest way to say you took away my friend from this world

by im in pain :p November 21, 2021

Hello my friend

Hello in Russian but only to your gay friends

Hello my friend welcome to mother Russia

by Braydo boiii February 27, 2018

mfriend

2009 word to replace friend-with-benefits since it's too long, conspicuous and pretentious.

Its ambiguity can be used to misdirect or cover a friend you haven't quite decided to allot into either the friend or f* category.

The "m" can be silent or dragged for varying degrees of honesty, deception, coyness, bashfulness, chastity, or modesty.

1) silent m
2) quick m
3) long m

1) "Dude she's got a bum you just want to destroy, but she's also your student. You could get fired."
"Yeh, she's just a mfriend."

2) "Didn't get lucky tonight but thank God for my mmfriend."

3) "She's an uhmm...friend. She's hella hot but I hate how she talks with food in her mouth."

by geentee July 12, 2010

my friend

a person who steals ur girlfriend after u told him that u still loved her.

also allows him to come on dates cuz u thought he was ur friend and let him and look what happened,

cant spell friend without end

my friend, dont act sympathetic ur a fuckin doushe bag, and thast what evry1 else thinks too so shut ur fuckin face

by scud December 23, 2003

For my friend

The first person on my mind in the morning when I wake up and the last person on my mind before going to bed will always be you. You are my dream come true, and I always anticipate seeing your beautiful face. I love you to the moon and back. I hope your day is as beautiful as you are. Good morning, my love. When I sit down to think of all that has happened in my life. I discovered you are the best of all the things that happened to me. You are the queen of my heart, the one that makes meaning to my life. Without you, I feel incomplete. May your day memorable and awesome. I adore and cherish you forever. Good morning, queen. With you on my mind, my days are always blissful. You have an extraordinary place in my heart. Your presence in my life has brought joy and peace of mind to me. Without you, my life makes no sense. I love and appreciate your presence in my life. May your day be blissful and yield a positive outcome. Good morning, my angel.

For my friend

by Flowkord March 15, 2020