The initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the anal sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.
Carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a massive assplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2015
To squirt mustard between someone's upper lip and nose while they are passed out. The final result creates the effect of a yellow mustache.
What an idiot! Ashley passed out on the couch again! Get the mustard! She's getting the worst mustard mustache yet!
by DaveyCrockett June 12, 2009
When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.
Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.
by Cangri518 September 05, 2011
by dibber88 November 29, 2009
The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.
by Shiconia August 25, 2010
Firey, bung burning, explosive diarrhea. Like liquid acid pouring from your back door. Leaves the oring stinging for some period of time.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
Somebody who eats mustard with a variety of different foodstuffs. Usually in a snickering or eerily way.
Hey Jeff got some pretzels!
Jeff can we grab some?
Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.
Jeff can we have some pretzels please?
Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.
Jeff can we grab some?
Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.
Jeff can we have some pretzels please?
Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.
by Sports kid October 31, 2011