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Scranton Munting

A style of munting based on Robert Scranton from red reality in scp 3001

To Scranton munt:- Dig up a decomposing corpse, take it to the most effing dark place with red light. Call up your fellow munt buddies, and gang bang it together, and have all of them elbow slam the corpse's stomach, till the maggots, decaying organs, rotting fluids etc fly into your mouth. These are to be drank by the giver of the act
Hawk-uddin Tuah: Oh my gyatt! What are these skibidi ligmas gooning out here???!!!

Jelq-uddin Gronk: nah, these gigachad rizzlers are out scranton munting
by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024
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mandarin munting

The premise of mandarin munting is the same as munting except it consists of 3 people instead of 2. To mandarin munt one person must shove a mandarin into the dead persons anus while the other 2 do the basic steps to munting. After doing this when one person jumps onto the corpse it launches the mandarin into one persons mouth and the bodily fluids get sent either into the sky or into someone's mouth
"Yo jake tryna go do some mandarin munting? My grandma got buried recently"
by yWaffle January 26, 2025
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Quantum Munting

Similar to regular munting, but the forces exerted are too powerful and split the bonds of reality.

This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.
"Dude did where did our munt victim go???"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"
by LordOfTheMunts March 9, 2025
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Postmortem Munting

Postmortem munting is the act of dying and coming back to life to suck your own cock.
Hey! I heard you and john were doing some postmortem munting over the weekend! Sounds fun!
by Crackasaurus September 8, 2025
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Malaysian Monkey Munting

Similar to regular Munting, replace dead body with a dead monkey, preferably bloated
"Bro do you want to go do some Malaysian Monkey Munting later?"
by Hjjankens December 3, 2024
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Prestige master munting

While munting, you dig up another body. You put the organs of the other body down the original bodies throat, and continue munt on another level.
Hey Austin, remember prestige master munting last night?
by Munting monster December 12, 2024
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Poisoned Rat Munting

An action where 1 person proceeds to poison and kill a rat and then proceededs to munt on the rats dead corpse to get the biggest high of their life
Hey Eli I found the Dead poisoned rat want to got Poisoned rat munting?!
by Mr. Rat Gooner December 12, 2024
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