Mumper

Similar to a 'Dohdle', but generally reserved for small animals such as chinchillas, dogs and animated characters. Mumpers generally do not understand the circumstance in which they find themselves as they are so cute and helpless.

Can also be combined with 'Dohdle' to make 'Mumper-dohdle'.

Suffixes include, but are not limited to, "man", "woman", "dohdle", "bumper", "chumper", "trumpet", "face".

"Awww, look at her, she's such a wee mumper."

by Mr Pseudonym Anonymous July 18, 2009

mommer

Someone who immediately goes after a person's mother if you talk smack to them

Unsuspecting jokester: Hey, 1982 called and said it wants that shirt back.

Mommer: Oh yeah, that's not what your mother said when I was nailing her last night.

Unsuspecting jokester: Huh?

by ITGuy1972 May 18, 2010

Mumber

A shortened way to say "your mom's number"

"Hey! Can my mom get your mumber?"

by cnwivbeowrvlwnetrbnrn November 16, 2014

Mummet

Word used by people who cant spell the word Muppet. and text steven.

Steven: Go down an NRG PHUK and yea im going over there.

Marcus: Yea you phuckin MUMMET dont phuk with the colonel

by pseudonymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 3, 2008

mummers

A group of lovely women in France who get together and refer to each other as Mummers.

To be taken light heartedly

Hello Mummers, I have a problem...

by Proud Mummer September 9, 2016

mummerizium

the moms have band together, spoken and agreed about a topic.

Alright ladies I see your MUMMERIZIUM showing and will handle the situation accordingly.

by Ihavespoken71 April 2, 2021

mammer hammer

when a girl or guy hits a girl's boobs... kinda similar to how guys and girls hit a guy's balls.

you better watch out or i'm gonna mammer hammer you!

by downtownyouthcenter May 7, 2007