Muffocate

Transitive verb: When a female cuts off her sex partner's breathing while sitting on his or her face.

I almost got muffocated to death last night, but just before I lost consciousness I bit her pussy and she rolled off me. She thought I was just being a dick and kicked me in the face a couple times, though.

by Maine Jeeper October 21, 2016

Muffony

Dryer than a red itchy muff/vagina ;used to drescribe a someone who is a muff but dry iswell

The dry muff robbed my knickers . So you mean a muffony

by Cian gay March 7, 2020

muffsaddle

A bearded man who loves to eat pussy

Hop on the old muffsaddle colleen!!!

by Girth Brooks March 25, 2020

Cock Muffs

Vagina

My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night

by # Sally from The Valley June 14, 2018

muffstache

Having hair around the vaginal area.

Random Guy 1:Yea man, it was gross... she had a huge muffstache.

Random Guy 2:Well she obviously didn't get the memo.... its shaved, Not paved.

by Jagged Edge July 27, 2007

Thigh Muffs

Eating Pussy

Timmy had on a pair of thigh muffs.

by Timmy January 16, 2003

Tone muffs

A synonym for headphones.

Kids today... always listening to their rap music with their tone muffs strapped to their faces!

by Binky2008 July 2, 2007