Muffle Shorts

Shorts so tight on a woman that one can read her lips, but one cannot hear what she's saying.

She looked awesome in those muffle shorts!

by dalekoprovidek August 21, 2014

Muffle Duster

To dust off one's vagina with your face

I eat vagina ( muffle Duster)

by B@dassbiker September 28, 2019

Truffle Muffle

Verb - To perform oral sex on a woman. Named after the manner, motion, and sounds a pig uses when hunting for truffles in the woods.

Jeremy was so committed that Fridays were set aside to truffle muffle Cynthia.

by sensitive penguin January 21, 2014

muffle bag

a theoretical bag in which females are chosen for situations such as dates or booty calls.

Dude 1- "Dude, I don't know who I'm gonna ask to this fucking junior high prom."

Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."

by bronerfactory December 4, 2009

Muffle-Fuck

The act of having sexual relations with your car or car parts such as a muffler

Dude: Have you seen bob latly?
Dude2: No but he told me he was goin' to muffle-fuck his girlfriends car.

by Mr.Trips ( jacob barile) December 28, 2007

muffled cabbage

When a girl's vagina is so fat, is has at least four pares of lips.

"Dude theres nothing wrong with fucking fat bitches, alls I'm saying, is sometimes you get one with a muffled cabbage!"

by XxIso1atorXx November 11, 2013

muffle monster

A huge muff on either a male or a female.

"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
-or-
" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"

by Caitlin-B May 3, 2005