pares 

The gay

What a pares

pares by Superkamipopo May 17, 2018

Pares 

Pares is a very open and extroverted person. He talks a lot and may interrupt others to say something. He doesn't care about your opinion. Nintendo is his favorite company. His favorite games are NieR and Monster Hunter. He has no experience with women and remains a virgin forever.

A girl: ,,Please fuck me"
Pares: ,,Eh.. no I don't wanna do this"

Pares by AhLecksF November 21, 2021

pares family 

A family separated in different parts of the world that are nosy ass bitches that want to know everything about your life.

The pares family is as metio as it gets!

pares family by Vegan June 11, 2021

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

Palesa 

the most beautiful, amazing, courageous, and outgoing person you will ever meet. She is confident in everything she doe and is a total nerd. Smart but fun, also one of the most brutally honest people on earth but makes many friends. She is very caring and doesn't want anything bad happening to her friends. She doesn't really care about what people say about her she does wtf she wants to do whenever she wants to. She might be shy in the beginning but wait for her wild side. She loves the word "lol".

Palesa is so mean but i love it lmao

Palesa by ana i oop November 8, 2020

Crystal Parasite 

Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.

Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.

Crystal Parasite by Padria Zozzria May 30, 2020

Palesa 

Palesa is a flower and like a flower, she flourishes. She’s a beautiful, strong, intelligent girl who pushes away anything that is detrimental to her well-being. She’s extremely loving & caring.

Palesa is drop-dead gorgeous.

Palesa by httpsga May 1, 2018