mozzling the toff

Masturbating to a Kevin Bacon movie

Person 1 "Is that the song Footloose I hear?"

Person 2 " Get out of my room! Don't you knock?"

Person 1 " Oh my god! You were mozzling the toff weren't you?"

Person 2 " What I do on Wednesday afternoons is my business."

by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011

Mozzarella Man

If you get the nickname mozzarella man you are the top dawg of your group. The man mozzarella man is not given it is earned. Only the best can get this name. The nickname can be shortend by saying just mozz.

Derrick: hey we should give Kevin a new nickname.
James: he has earned Mozzarella man.
Derrick: yeah fo real man

by MozzarellaMan December 1, 2013

mozzarella cum

The kind of ultra stretchy and sticky cum that only exists in anime and manga.

She was totally covered in that mozzarella cum which stretched and hung from her like strings of cheese.

by AgentColdShadow November 15, 2016

Mozzarella

A slur used against people of Italian descent. “The use of the word Mozzarella as an ethnic slur... is a regionalism," said Mr Tamburri, who is a third-generation Italian American. "It's definitely something more local than it is national."

Kevin: Mozzarella!
Vinny: That is offensive, please don’t use that word again.

by Bbbbbbbitaliano May 26, 2020

Mozzy

Mozzy: to suck dick head, top, brain

i went over to graces house last night and she gave some terrible mozzy

by Wapa wong February 7, 2019

Mozzarella Waterwolf

Mozilla Firefox used to be the badest an' fastest browser around. Then Google Chrome came out.

Damn! You're still using Mozzarella Waterwolf?

by Kurt 8 Keiner March 1, 2010

buffalo mozzarella

Cheese made from the milk of the buffalo. the only real mozz.

her anus had the slightly tangy taste of buffalo mozzarella

by jordan lord March 2, 2006