motte and bailey castle

YOUR MUM sucks cocklots nicely

YOU R MUMS HOT very motte and bailey castle

by lake3333 December 9, 2007

matted

weird, strange, so odd that's it's hard to believe.

- Did you see that crazy ass dude?
- Yeah, that was matted.

by C - Weezy May 13, 2005

Matted

The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.

"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"

(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)

by shinygolden god December 2, 2010

Matted

To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.

I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.

by mj2018 November 20, 2018

mostededtestd

more than most.

i love you mostededtestd

by angxl.._ December 31, 2018

Matted

To fuck something up despite best intentions

Wow! He really matted that pint-it’s basically all head.

by Also your mum January 31, 2019

moted dusted

Combining two words, "moted", which is short for demoted and, "dusted", which means screwed, crushed, & beaten. Used together "moted dusted" is a hyperbolic expression that means getting crushed or losing big time. You're not only demoted but you are screwed at the same time.

"Dude, did you see that wipe out"? "Yeah man, he's moted dusted."

by davidhunternyc September 2, 2019