moffended

"mock" + "offended". Someone is moffended when they are only pretending to be upset or angry at someone else. They aren't ACTUALLY offended, but maybe just a little, and want to make the person feel guilty while keeping things light-hearted.

1) David: Sarah, I'm sorry I called you trashy. I didn't mean it.

Sarah: Oh it's ok, I wasn't REALLY upset, I was just moffended.

2) Warren: I can't believe you would do that to me!

Caleb: Oh please, I know you aren't mad - you're just moffended!

by Hot Tranny Mess February 4, 2010

moffit

heard in Clubs, usually in the Midlands area of the UK.

It basically means 'I am off it!"

I am proper Moffit...

by Dan Perry March 31, 2004

moffe

A Norwegian slang word for the drug Morphine. It was used in the title of a Turbonegro song; Prima Moffe (Great Morphine).

I got zonked out on moffe.

by Computech November 6, 2007

a moffat

someone who hides prefferably from the law for example a taxman or a police officer in order not to pay his taxes or bills

"moffat the taxmans here" a moffat jumps in a bush

by biddy bit of bergos June 18, 2008

titty mouffs

a women so well endowed that her oppenings for milk flow could fit a baby carrot in them.

the baby was hungry but, his mother's titty mouffs were so large that the milk flow nearly choked the baby..

by Shmanye west October 16, 2011

Moffo

Mother Fucker

Big Bad Moffo

by The Real Moffo August 24, 2003

moroff

A person that is to stupid to qualify as a moron. Someone whos lack of inteligence is insulting to most human beings. A person with no excuse for wasting oxygen on our planet.

That guy is the biggest moroff I've ever seen!

by cardboard to death September 14, 2009