someone (mostly girls) that tends to reply to texts using only one word. Worst of all being; LOL, :), hahaha, <3
Doesn't matter who started the convo, the monotexter will have ended it right on the spot
Doesn't matter who started the convo, the monotexter will have ended it right on the spot
example of MONOTEXTER
boy:My day wasnt so good, I got suspended and my dog died
girl: AWW
boy:......................................
boy:My day wasnt so good, I got suspended and my dog died
girl: AWW
boy:......................................
by that guyyyy October 1, 2010
Get the monotexter mug.An occurrence during an episode of Montezuma's revenge where one needs to relieve a build-up of gas, but in doing so might run the risk of a shart attack.
by brownmenace December 18, 2011
Get the Montezuma's roulette mug.If you ever find a Montea try to keep her forever. Montea’s are very kind and bubbly people that are one of the most beautiful people you will ever see. She will be your best friend forever and will make you smile in the darkest days. She’s most likely a cheerleader because of how sweet she is. She is very close to prefection. -Lexi
by CheerLexi January 6, 2019
Get the Montea mug.A Wisconsin style threesome involving two women and one male who engage in the act of sexual intercourse involving Kwik-Trip or equivalent type cheese.
Did you hear about Juan Hollywood yesterday? He was arrested for seducing two female police officers out of a traffic violation in a Kwik-Trip parking lot! He fashioned a pair of Monterey-Jack handcuffs and sharp cheddar anal beads, and told the arresting officers it was just your typical "Monterey Jack Minaj." What a boss!
by Herbie Jones March 31, 2021
Get the Monterey Jack Minaj mug.When a girl rides you regular style (not reverse cowgirl) facing you and sticks her finger up your asshole. Usually pronounced with an accent (think Spanish) so slider sounds like "Sly-ther"
When was the last time you had El Monterrey Slider?; well that's not long enough my friend
Man Homes I just had an El Monterrey Slider and Chit does her finger stink!
Man Homes I just had an El Monterrey Slider and Chit does her finger stink!
by Irishguy1 December 2, 2010
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Of extreme superior and magnificent quality. One off rarity. Transcends human pittance. Speaks like a saint, acts like a God. Of highest moral importance. Pure quality, as compared with the likes of Loretto and Wenona.
Person a: Wow! That girls damn fine
Person b: Na man she's a Loretto
(Person a runs far, far away and can be seen on the horizon)
Person a (shouts out):Man, here comes some Monte girls! Look at that angelic glow.
(person b sprints back)
Person b: Sweet as! Boo yah!
Person b: Na man she's a Loretto
(Person a runs far, far away and can be seen on the horizon)
Person a (shouts out):Man, here comes some Monte girls! Look at that angelic glow.
(person b sprints back)
Person b: Sweet as! Boo yah!
by Monte is da best December 4, 2005
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