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Montana Moonshine

When a guy and girl are having sex and when the guy is done he proceeds to adorn her face with man cheese(jizz). Then, since men have to pee after sex, the guy pees on her face and the girl opens her mouth and gargles the solution of golden love and man juice.
"Jenny said she needed face wash. So I decided to give her the good old Montana Moonshine."
by Flyhunter November 2, 2008
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Moonstream Media

Derisive term for the left-leaning media; a conflation of moonbat and mainstream media.
During this election cycle, the moonstream media has dropped all pretenses of objective reporting and is losing readership/viewership accordingly.

Since, to them, the prism through which they look is "the way things are", anyone with an alternative viewpoint is summarily labeled and then rejected out of hand.

It's ironic that a group of people with such elitist condescension often lack the common sense that it takes to come in out of the rain.
by (I am) John Doe February 1, 2008
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Monotonesia

Forgetting you've done something because you do it over and over again routinely. This happens because your brain tends to filter things out after repetitive action. This is why you don't remember every time you blink or find random little chores mysteriously done.
Dude: Wait a minute bro, did I just feed my dog or not?

Bro: Dude, you must have Monotonesia because you just did ten minutes ago.
by Dr Face Doctor August 12, 2010
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middle school moonshine

an alcoholic beverage consisting of 5 oz of coke and 15 oz of the rest of the shit in you liquor cabinet. it must include vodka.
Yo Mack, let's go drink some Middle School Moonshine!
by yeeber October 10, 2017
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Mama's Moonshine

A drink made to serve in a Parent's Mixer Party, drink is made out of Tequila, Taco seasoning, contact lens solution, anti-anxiety medication, a reese's' mcflurry, orange soda, expired milk and whatever cheese you got layin around
Parent: You see that english teacher last night at the parents mixer? he was humping the wall!!!
Party host: I know, he downed like three of my Mama's Moonshines...
by meshynodes October 15, 2018
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Moonshine

When you crap your pants and gag from the smell
Isaac cleared the room with his homemade moonshine
by Zak06 May 16, 2018
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monotone bone

That Rachel sho' is a monotone bone.
Fer sho'.
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