Dihydrogen Monoxide

Inorganic, covalent compound. Causes severe addiction, with a 100% mortality rate. Transparent, tasteless, and easy to farm without a government license. Also known as oxidane. Prime carrier of disease

Bob: I heard Rob got his hands on some dihydrogen monoxide.

by EggBeaterLegEater November 13, 2022

dihydrogen monoxide

A scary chemical that sounds like it will take over the world, even though it's just f***ing water.

"Yo Jimmy! Can you get me some dihydrogen monoxide?" "What is that? Some chemical?" "No, you dipshit, water!"

by some random dude that's bored November 5, 2023

Nitrogen Monoxide

a bug that happens with tiktok tts. when you put 'no' in caps, it says nitrogen monoxide instead of what you expect.

tts: OH NITROGEN MONOXIDE LMAO
you: STOP SAYING NITROGEN MONOXIDE!!!

by carbondioxide aaaaa January 1, 2025

dihydrogen monoxide

A very dangerous chemical that, in its gaseous form causes burns and in solid form inflames tissue but mammals consume the liquid form

oh NO he has a bottle of dihydrogen monoxide RURNURNRU RN

by physicist1231412414 February 23, 2025