Monday

The part of the week where everyone becomes the weeks bitch.

Welp it’s Monday, time to get fucked again..

by Pizzaeater69 December 4, 2019

Monday

An individual whos' bahaviour & attitude is both feared & avoided by both their peers & other people in an effort to escape 'Monday's' pushy & demanding & offputting qualities

FRIEND A:

"He's STILL calling you asking for rent money?"

FRIEND B:

"Yeah! He's such a monday! He is always around just to show me he's always going to be there, waiting to ruin everything if I am late paying my rent

FREIND A: "I HATE MONDAYS"

by iklara November 23, 2018

Monday

The worst day of the week. What a waste..

Fuck monday i would rather kill myself

by TheNotSoFunnyPerson May 20, 2021

Monday

Monday. The worst day EVER! Like if you agree

Me: Its Monday tommorow
Friend: Bruh..
Me: I know

by Lil.Pandad August 21, 2019

Monday

An adjective describing the feeling of Monday. Usually gloomy, slow, or a cranky feeling. The emotions you feel about starting the week and having to survive until the weekend.

I know today is going to be a bad day because I already feel Monday.

by Keebord October 5, 2010

Monday

A man who always gets off early during sex. Why? Because "Monday always comes too soon".

Rick's a great boyfriend, but sadly he's a Monday in bed.

by Scrambly March 21, 2017

A Monday

someone who looks bad on a everyday basis like they just rolled out of bed on a monday morning

Kacey: you seen her prom outfit?
Me: yea it’s was so basic, but yk she a monday😭

by jr1648@2 May 24, 2021