Monday 

Something really shitty

Man this Tuesday is so monday

Monday by moneymorebish March 8, 2017

Monday 

The day the gods decide you should be as miserable and deppresed as possible so you can repay your sins😂

"It's Monday again, who killed someone??"

Monday by The_one_true_shrek May 7, 2017

monday 

nigger

i hate mondays. I was recently in jail and a friend said that mondays are niggers for 5 months solid we used the word mondays to talk shit about them right in front these ignorant fucks

monday by doja303 October 26, 2017

Monday 

A polite way of telling someone they suck.

Wow man you're such a Monday!

Monday by Drew8008 December 10, 2017

Monday 

Monday is one seventh of your life. Monday is the most disliked day of the week, because kids have to go to school and most adults have to go to work. The weather is often dreary, the amount of work is unbearable and it puts you in a bad mood. On the bright side, it is the day that brings you closer to the next weekend.

-Sunday Night-
Me: The time has come. In 12 hours, it will be Monday. I must prepare. -Drinks gallons of hot milk-

Monday by TheNorwegianOverlord February 20, 2018

monday 

Satan in the form of a day

AHH!!!!!!!!!!! SATAN RUN!!!!!!!!!! no im just monday give me dat ass

monday by the smrt one March 2, 2018

Monday 

literally hell on Earth. Monday crushes your dreams and makes you feel helpless. It is the start of the week. Monday makes you want to commit suicide.

Jim: "Tommorrow is Monday!"
Bob: instant depression

Monday by MasonWaller May 10, 2018