Put a Quarter in your modem

When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.

Ah man this lag sucks, "STFU Noob go put a quarter in your modem"

by Chuck Finely December 9, 2013

modemz

To have supernatural skills on a computer. (another name is human PC)

Yes MoDeMz wa gwan
MoDeMz AKA The human PC
Mighty MoDeMz man

by modmemamams February 6, 2006

modementia

Modementia is the state of having a fucked-up modem.

I was getting signed off like crazy, I had modementia.

by Matthew Pryce July 11, 2006

molded

slang. When some states a strong thought or belief strongly and gets proven wrong. A term that was used a lot during the 80s and early 90s. See rhyme kids used a lot when they found someone wrong of something.

HA!!! you got molded, corroded, your butt just exploded!

by eazy-x January 18, 2008

modem sex

The act of one copulating with one's computer modem. Usually performed by inserting the scrotum into the modem. See also: cyber sex.

I love getting off of modem sex.

by wang March 19, 2003

moleman87

GenMay member, who Jigga showed his wang to.

"I came back form the bathroom, refreshed, and there was a big wang in my face" - moleman87

by hughgrechson April 6, 2005

molemem

macrometa for the global class of macros dealing with dark gothic culture, as well as cave exploration, blindness, long fingernails and toenails, as well as anything concerning moles or anything concerning the behavior and attributes of moles.

the sewer worker looked like a molemem when he got home.

by molemem June 11, 2011