Mourning Glory

Masturbating at a funeral. Often performed as a dare, sometimes as a form of closure.

It was a really beautiful service. It was open casket, so I enjoyed some mourning glory.

by Gabio July 7, 2011

mofu

How "mofo" should be said...as it is supposed to be short-form for mother fucker...and fucker is clearly spelt with a u not an o

Happy birthday mofu!

by Jessica December 16, 2003

moferthucker

A word synonymous to motherfucker.

That moferthucker!

by DatMoment August 3, 2011

Mourning Ladies

Its just like the song. The set up goes one day this blind man was walking past this fish market. He catches a mean whiff and proclaims with his cocked to the side " Mourning Ladies!!!!"

I really hope im at the fish market and not and my obese mothers house. I can't stand stank ass... Wait a minute mourning ladies how the fuck are you doing on the mighty fine evening?.

by Dr. Theasures August 5, 2012

Mourning The Fallen Astronauts

When you can't get a full erection and you don't know why. Not quite Erectile Dysfunction, but close.

"Dude, I was about to get it on, but then I started Mourning the Fallen Astronauts."

by TheOneAndOnlyCMC December 15, 2016

momurgency

Emergency when someone is bleeding or dead. Momurgency when your mom texts and calls repeatedly because she thought of something she needs to tell you immediately.

Mom. I was in class but saw you called 3 times in a row and texted “Call Me.”. Is this really an emergency or a momurgency?

by TheCreative May 25, 2018

Mofugga

One of several different ways the American street negro pronounces the word Motherfucker.

"Yo, Donte. Don't fuck with Tyrone, he be a bad mofugga."

by Mister 1derful June 30, 2018