Minting

When you shove trebor extra strong mints up a sleeping person's nose and then shove you dick in their mouth when they wake up coughing.

Or when a girl shoves mints up a guy's nose and then wiggles about on his face naked.

arrrwww man Minting is awesome

by Cotter Kid September 22, 2010

Mattingly

A ratchet female. Usually talks to guys named Tyler. Has sexy friends. Flat chested and has a saggy buttox. Will get pregnant by the age of sixteen. Can play the oboe almost as good as she gives head.

Mattingly sucks in the sac.

by Szerbs October 12, 2013

Misting

The act of snorting the soft drink Sierra Mist in order to achieve a high. Also known as getting Foggy.

Man, Zack was misting hard core last night, he was foggy as fuck bro.

by B-nugg March 22, 2010

Misting

When you dip your fan in water and start fanning yourself or others.

That bitch took her fan dipped it in the holy water and started misting herself with the water of the gods.

by The Gay Squad July 30, 2017

Mattingly

A sexual machine commonly used to make ladies squit during sex.

Always satisfying .

Also known as the super soaker

I need a good Mattingly tonight.

by True Stories November 11, 2015

Misting

The act of having ejaculate come down from above in a mist like fashion

We were misting on Zack while he was passed out.

by shroomerywench March 30, 2011

Minting

The act of asking someone if they want a mint after they been owned. Variations - minted.

Woolly: "I haven't been minting for ages, have you?"
Kate: "I totally minted my friend from the States the other day, I told her I had an STD and she should get herself checked out when in fact I don't. Owned."

by MaddieClip December 14, 2009