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Mattersville

A gated community cops can't come in. A place for punks over the hill
Lets go to mattersville.
by Jay pee July 8, 2006
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Ur sister a mister

A very dangerous phrase, not to be used lightly. Has risen from other primitive phrases such as ur mom gay, and ur daddy lesbian.
Carl: Ur mom gay
Dylan: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister

*every world ceases to exist as God himself falls down onto his knees and weeps
by Swaggysplooosh March 15, 2018
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misterobvious

Woah 40 year old man, you're a MisterObvious!
Yes. Yes I am.
by AAGuy March 4, 2019
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MisterLister

MisterLister is usually the name of a gay person who uses the internet.
Who were you talking to online?

MisterLister

Oh that guy's probably gay.
by showderp September 1, 2013
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Doesn't matter had sex

A saying or feeling that you get when you did something wrong that hurt you or other, or you we're suppose to do, but received pleasure in the from of sex.

In the end, you got fucked and nothing else mattered
The movie Avatar:
"Betray the entire human race? Doesn't matter had sex!"

I Just Had Sex(song):
"She kept looking at her watch. Doesn’t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time. Doesn’t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn’t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head. Still counts."
by UrbanTroller January 8, 2012
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Taking matters into your own hands

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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fecal matter hits the rotary impeller

You know you're in trouble when the fecal matter hits the rotary impeller.
by Arioch1723 September 7, 2006
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