6 definitions by Jay pee
Someone who thinks their punk but doesn't follow the punk culture. These people are terrible at everything and Do not even Know Who Jello Biafra is.
Poseur Punk-urrgh i'm punk dude! Tear down the system, Simple plan rules!
Punk- ok do you like Jello Biafra and the Dead Kennedys?
PP- who?
Punk- ....
Punk- ok do you like Jello Biafra and the Dead Kennedys?
PP- who?
Punk- ....
by Jay pee July 8, 2006
Lets go to mattersville.
by Jay pee July 8, 2006
Rap is not music. It is people talking loudly to a repetative beat. Rappers usually have no talent, and that is not an opinion that is a fact.
consider this:
-Rappers usually buy beats from older rappers, or play them on cheesey keyboards.
-they do not play instruments
-they don't come up with a melody
so basically all they are are poets, poets with terrible taste in lyrics.
They are mostly sellouts, in that they advertise many products on tv, and endorse basketball teams. many of them also eat at shitty resteraunts like mcdonalds. they sing about who has the most hoes, or the better rhyming skillz or the most bling.
When rap was about the ghettos, it was much better. It was a way for poor intercity people to express their broken dreams and poverty/danger rittled life. now it's become about all the negative aspects, like money and hoes. they don't realize that money isn't everything,
and hoes are just in existance for straight people who cannot get layed.
The only good rappers (i can stand) are Snoop dogg and Kanye west.
consider this:
-Rappers usually buy beats from older rappers, or play them on cheesey keyboards.
-they do not play instruments
-they don't come up with a melody
so basically all they are are poets, poets with terrible taste in lyrics.
They are mostly sellouts, in that they advertise many products on tv, and endorse basketball teams. many of them also eat at shitty resteraunts like mcdonalds. they sing about who has the most hoes, or the better rhyming skillz or the most bling.
When rap was about the ghettos, it was much better. It was a way for poor intercity people to express their broken dreams and poverty/danger rittled life. now it's become about all the negative aspects, like money and hoes. they don't realize that money isn't everything,
and hoes are just in existance for straight people who cannot get layed.
The only good rappers (i can stand) are Snoop dogg and Kanye west.
Gangsta Rapper: YOZ I'm JAMMIN IN DA KLUBB WIT MA FITTY SIX HOEZ
AND MA PINK CATTILACK WIT THE CHROME AND DA DOEZ
AND I GO TO THE TEAT-R TO C A MOVIE SHOW
BUT I WOUND UP GETTING DOWN WIT MA BRAND NEW HOE
Chorus: drugs drugs, sex sex, bling bling, gunshot gunshot
so i shot my best friend
i shot my grand ma ma
I shot my uncle sven
and my daughter ba ba
and i blew up the world cauz it had no mo hoez
AND MA PINK CATTILACK IT HAD NO DOEZ
Normal person: dude chill there rap sucks
AND MA PINK CATTILACK WIT THE CHROME AND DA DOEZ
AND I GO TO THE TEAT-R TO C A MOVIE SHOW
BUT I WOUND UP GETTING DOWN WIT MA BRAND NEW HOE
Chorus: drugs drugs, sex sex, bling bling, gunshot gunshot
so i shot my best friend
i shot my grand ma ma
I shot my uncle sven
and my daughter ba ba
and i blew up the world cauz it had no mo hoez
AND MA PINK CATTILACK IT HAD NO DOEZ
Normal person: dude chill there rap sucks
by Jay pee July 7, 2006
by Jay pee July 7, 2006
A bastardized word meaning A tough Street dweller. REAL GANGSTERS: are mafia, or mostly italian thugs who set up hits on rivals, and attempt to swindle money for their drug trade
FAKE GANGSTERS: are complete assholes who listen to eminem or shitty cent and go around saying i'm the dopest tripp and yo i'm g-unit. these tend to be kids or 30 year old losers who live with their parents in middle class communities. they can be black or white, and can be spotted wearing expensive-looking "bling" usually representing their greed. often appear on MTV cribbs which only proves how "Ghetto" and "street thuggish" they are not. often wear dumb looking oversized clothes with gay sounding names like Baby PHat or Phat pharm, FUBU, Timberland, or the worst Ecko Unlimited (yecch) wich looks like a rejected poseur skater brand that even poseurs wouldn't be caught dead in. they mostly claim to represent an entire city like detroit or NeU yERk when most people whith common sense in those places wish they would just shut the fuck up and leave them alone.
Kid gangsters:
in some schools they are usually disliked by emos and punks mostly but not always.
FAKE GANGSTERS: are complete assholes who listen to eminem or shitty cent and go around saying i'm the dopest tripp and yo i'm g-unit. these tend to be kids or 30 year old losers who live with their parents in middle class communities. they can be black or white, and can be spotted wearing expensive-looking "bling" usually representing their greed. often appear on MTV cribbs which only proves how "Ghetto" and "street thuggish" they are not. often wear dumb looking oversized clothes with gay sounding names like Baby PHat or Phat pharm, FUBU, Timberland, or the worst Ecko Unlimited (yecch) wich looks like a rejected poseur skater brand that even poseurs wouldn't be caught dead in. they mostly claim to represent an entire city like detroit or NeU yERk when most people whith common sense in those places wish they would just shut the fuck up and leave them alone.
Kid gangsters:
in some schools they are usually disliked by emos and punks mostly but not always.
Real Gangster: Yo you makin' funna stupa peapaz? I don't like uze I outta kick your ass, I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
FAke Gangsters/wananbes: yo bitch i'm gonna knock yo punkass to da next malenium. check out my chrome and ma bling az i ghet downz wit ma hoez in da klubb and drink caronaz. yo mamma iz fat! i'm phatt G-Unit!!!!!
Rap iz cool! lol lol lol!
FAke Gangsters/wananbes: yo bitch i'm gonna knock yo punkass to da next malenium. check out my chrome and ma bling az i ghet downz wit ma hoez in da klubb and drink caronaz. yo mamma iz fat! i'm phatt G-Unit!!!!!
Rap iz cool! lol lol lol!
by Jay pee July 7, 2006
One of the last great vestages of old emo glory.
however they seem to be evil these days telling people to collect both covers of their new CD, but their badass attempts at attacking the rap world is enough to make me love them more.
And i know what your thinking Omgz dis kidz an emo fag who likes this stupid band, well fuck you i have my own opinion of what I listen too, and Your gonna think your accomplishing something by trying to vote this entry down, you will not destroy HH. and if you rate this bad your only proving my point
however they seem to be evil these days telling people to collect both covers of their new CD, but their badass attempts at attacking the rap world is enough to make me love them more.
And i know what your thinking Omgz dis kidz an emo fag who likes this stupid band, well fuck you i have my own opinion of what I listen too, and Your gonna think your accomplishing something by trying to vote this entry down, you will not destroy HH. and if you rate this bad your only proving my point
loser: HAWZTHORBZ HEITHZ IZ THE SUXORZ
Me: hey do you listen to feminem or shitty cent or britney spears?
Loser: uhh yes
Me: go to hell Hawthorne heights is more talented than any rapper, or even fall out boy.
Loser: duh me brain hurty! (exploads)
Me: hey do you listen to feminem or shitty cent or britney spears?
Loser: uhh yes
Me: go to hell Hawthorne heights is more talented than any rapper, or even fall out boy.
Loser: duh me brain hurty! (exploads)
by Jay pee July 7, 2006