mitzvah season

if u live in a jewish neighborhood, then 7th grade will be full of mitzvahs. also known as BM season. This is basically when all the girls dress like fuckin hoes in their short tight ass black dresses and guys look gay as fuck in their tight ass pants. Everyone hooks up in the halls for 30 seconds and then gets caught by a caterer or a jewish grandma. All the girls jump up and down ass those little pervy seventh grade guys watch their tits. The bad kids go juul in the bathroom and then also get caught by a grandpa named Irving. The Shirley temples are endless and the kids that dont steal alchohol off the adults tables pretend to get drunk off of them.

lily : I love bat mitzvah season!!
Emma: you only like bat mitzvah season because you make out with Jake every time!!

by urbangod11 November 29, 2018

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you hook up with a girl who has both braces and a mustache.

Last time I went to Club Med, I couldn't find any hot chicks at all. I was forced to have a Mexican Bar Mitzvah with one of 'em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.

by Grinhazenbl January 20, 2011

pot mitzvah

The event in which someone smokes marijuana for the first time. Come from the term "pot" (= marijuana) and "bar mitvah", the Jewish ceremony in which an adolescent is intiated into manhood.

As legend has it, the Beatles celebrated their pot mitzvah with Bob Dylan. They had a good time.

by Rohit K. March 15, 2007

Mileven

Mileven is a ship between Mike Wheeler and Eleven in Stranger Things. It's not the worst ship but it's definitely not better than Byler. Mike Wheeler is played by Finn Wolfhard and Eleven is played by Millie Bobby Brown

Mileven shipper: OMG MILEVEN IS ENDGAME! MIKE AND EL BELONG TO EACH OTHER

Byler shipper: Um, no sis. Mike said to Will "And I asked you to be my friend. And you said yes. You said yes. It was the best thing I've ever done." which means that being with Eleven wasnt the best thing Mike has ever done. And did I mention that Mike and Will knew each other since kindergarten? And then Mike and El knew other not for very long. anDddDdd, in season 2, episode 8 when Joyce was waiting for Bob if you look in the background Mike was carrying Will bridal style! WILL IS GAY AND HE LIKES MIKE, MIKE IS BI AND HE LIKES WILL!

by gayliltranny March 31, 2019

ass-mite

An annoying person, someone who follows you around, can be loud and arrogant or just plain ol' ignorant, can also be someone who kisses your ass constantly.

Lilly: Did you hear what that guy said to me?

Tina: Yeah, he's an ass-mite.

by Courtney Fucking Jackson May 22, 2006

mite

British cognate for "mate"

The youngest of ten and a delicate mite (Cream - Mother's Lament)

by Kyle Badner May 10, 2006

brat mitzvah

2) The bat mitzvah of a spoiled rotten brat or a child with excessive belongings
1) A wedding-like event for a 13 year old

Did you get an invite to that Brat Mitzvah? Heard it's going to be off the wall!

by MHAPZ December 19, 2010