Dorky Pistachios

1. A smexy youtuber who used to record Minecraft Let's Plays, and now does animations. He is also rumored to be homosexual or bisexual.

"Do you know that youtuber there?" "Isn't that the famous Dorky Pistachios who's hella gay?"

by HeckinArtemisTookMyName May 31, 2018

Mustachio

the best siege players in the world

Oh that man is so good he must be mustachio

by Tuftylettuce January 14, 2021

mustachiraffe

The creature that is created when a Mathena is cross-bred with that a giraffe. This creature holds great power and can stop menstrual cycles in women. The mustachiraffe's power and well-being lies within its uncanny mustache; without it, it is useless. The Jeffasaurus Rex is a similar being, but it is not quite as powerful.

That mustachiraffe has made me experience pre-menopausal symptoms and it has an impeccable affectation for groomed facial hair.

by Q. Valintyne January 6, 2012

Pistachio Poltergeist

A being that eats pistachio's, then proceeds to throw the shell at you.

Peanut Fairy

What the hell was that?
Judging by this pistachio shell, it was the pistachio poltergeist.

by Flynnard January 14, 2016

hairy pistachio

When you eating a female out and you discover the patch of pubic hair she missed when she shaved her pussy

I was face to face with her hairy pistachio.

by acockyone May 8, 2020

Alabama Pistachio

When two people create a ball off semen, discharge, shit, mucus, saliva and other bodily fluids. Go back to back, and create a pistachio out of their bodies and said ball.

"Last night Davey and Sabrina did the Alabama Pistachio!"

"No Way! I never thought that chink would get a drop of cooch"

by rapebaby May 1, 2021

Pistachio

A term used to describe the female genetalia, derived from the vaginal resemlance of it's shell.

Diane: You should find yourself a nice girlfriend Jack.
Jack: Ooh, not for me thanks. I'm not a fan of the pistachio.

by Mr G-Man November 30, 2011