minimal

Any mammal which has been shrunken by careful breeding, for maximum cuteness and portability.

"Why is that Guinea Pig on a leash?" she wondered, before coming close enough to see that it was a full-grown, two-pound minimal, the smallest dog she had ever seen. She had to have one.

by Monkey's Dad March 16, 2020

Minimartieni

romanian the most potent drug in the world,usually used by teenagers.

This drug affects the brain,often inducing a psychedelic episodes and painful erections.

Amici mei au niste minimartieni,ne dopam?
Da frate,n am mai luat minimartieni de o saptamana!

by Csen March 21, 2020

Minimallennial

A person who is approximately the minimal age at which one can still be reasonably considered a member of the Millennial Generation, but beyond the maximum age at which one is capable of relating to Zoomers sufficiently enough to be considered a Zillennial.
If talking to most Zoomers makes you feel like an out of touch fossil pretending to hip with the youths, but talking to elder Millennials makes you feel like three toddlers in a trenchcoat pretending to be a grownup, you're a Minimallennial.

As much as I miss Vine, I am just way too much of a Minimallennial to download TikToK. Besides, any TikToks worth watching eventually end up on my Tumblr dash anyway

by Ughhseriouslywow September 27, 2021

Minimavirtheophobia

The fear of a tiny religious man or pope.

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Guy 2: what's got your panties in a bunch dude?
Guy 1: LOOK!!
Tiny Religious man: IM GONNA TEACH YOU RELIGION!!
Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guy 2: WOAH MAN, HE'S GOT Minimavirtheophobia

by Aidandatguy @ Bryley06 April 19, 2022

minimaniac

uselessness, ineptitude, total lack of qualifications

if you thought HE was BAD, this guy is minimaniacing all over the place

by abe-k September 27, 2022

Minimaverick8

Minimaverick8 is one of the worlds greatest twitch streamers and youtube personalities of this generation.
He has collaborated with countless popular youtubers such as Logan Paul and Lazarbeam.
Minimaverick8 gained popularity from playing popular video games online and shaking his bootay on camera. He truly is one of the greatest internet personalities that have ever risen from the Youtube platform. He is very sexy <3

OMG MINIMAVERICK8 IS THAT YOU!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Did u guys see the new minimaverick8 video?
I want to have his kids

by #1siennakralstan July 13, 2023

minimallist

A "consuming" style of living dat involves spending significant time and resources while partaking of da various "sights 'n' delights" at one or more small multi-store shopping malls. Considered to be just a "basic and bare-bones" existence by today's advertising-jaded youth.

A classic "grim grins" example of "minimallist living", from an old late-'80's-era "teenagers and their parents" type comic strip:

Exasperated father, speaking on the telephone: "Look --- will you quit bugging us?! I already told you --- Junior is grounded until he gets his grades back up, and so he CAN'T GO TO THE MALL TODAY!"
Mother: "Oh, honey --- you shouldn't talk to our son's friends that way! It's only natural that they'd miss seeing him at the mall!"
Exasperated father: "Our son's friends?! That was the MALL MANAGER on the phone!"

by QuacksO February 18, 2025