Midliner

The person who paints the double yellow lines down the middle of the road.

Gordo: "Hey Bif, you ever think about who puts the lines in the middle of the road?"

Bif: "Oh, you mean the midliner."

by Anse Bundren October 5, 2009

midlands

The UK's purgatory. Sweet F all actually happens there and it is home to one of the most irritating accents in the British Isles. Worse than hell because at least hell has pain, the midlands have no emotion, style or climate. The midlands are inhabited by a group of Southern wannabes who hate the North due to jealousy of it's beauty and the South due to jealousy of it's food.

When I'm king, I'm gonna build a bridge over the midlands so the North and South of England can visit each other undisturbed.

Oh scrote, we're in the midlands.

Fancy some rat poison

Sure

by Bingleberries August 30, 2010

Milandra

Singer Songwriter from Melbourne Australia.

Have you heard the song by Milandra?

by Milandra September 29, 2011

Midland Mi

Midland Michigan is a wonderful place with a baseball studium for the great lakes loons, this town a great place to be. Home of the Great Lakes Loons, the first tribridge, aka Tridge, and Dow Chemical.

Klayton Kersaw played for the loons in Midland Mi, pitcher for the LA Dodgers

by billybobjoe500 October 8, 2011

Midland, Texas

A city to the west of Texas which has a booming oil industry.

Welcome to Midland, Texas.

by sus1 June 9, 2018

Midland Mouthwash

When your gay cousin is chewin Copenhagen mint dip and then spits it in your mouth.

Cousin, give me your famous Midland Mouthwash!

by MyNameAdumbMaybe September 5, 2019

Milou molander

Milou molander is the name of an extremely annoying, stupid and ugly person.

I wish Milou molander didn’t exist

by Lars person November 14, 2020