Advanced Micro Devices

Corporation. Founded in 1979 by disenchanted fairchild semiconductor eployees. Now commands over 20% of the CPU market.

Intel's archrival

Advanced Micro Devices was the first to release dual-core processors to the general public.

by M0T0RH3D November 27, 2006

Micro Derm Abrasion

Micro Derm Abrasion is what happens when you use cheap toilet paper - it makes your butt raw after repeated wiping much like sand paper would do.
Micro Derm Abrasions are common in office buildings, gas stations, Grandma's house, etc. In extreme cases there are chunks of wood embedded in the tissue.

Using the toilet paper in our office building is like getting a Micro Derm Abrasion on your butt.

by 9key April 24, 2006

micro trim

The act of getting a haircut, where one only trims a microscopic amount. To be considered a micro trim, one must not have to sweep the floor when the haircut is finished. Usually used when growing one's hair out.

Lindsey: Yes, I'd like a haircut please!
Jaime: Alright, mam, how would you like your hair cut?
Lindsey: I'd like a micro trim!
Jaime: What the hell is a micro trim?
Lindsey: I want you to trim a microscopic amount from my hair. There should only be dust on the floor. Kay? Thanks!

by themasterstylist August 25, 2009

micro-window

To minimize your computer browser window in order to avoid unwanted attention from your bosses.

Mikes you better not be micro-windowing!

by Whitey4656 November 28, 2009

micro-window

The act of resizing e-mail and chat windows to the smallest size readable, limiting visibility to bosses and co-workers, in an attempt to conceal being lazy, slack, or unproductive.

Mike was caught reading his personal emails, so now resorts to micro-windowing.

by Brentobox88 November 30, 2009

Micro butt

An extremely tiny, but nice looking, female rear end

That girls anorexic looking but has a nice micro butt

by Sully2 May 3, 2017

Microcuck

verb.

When someone compliments or says something nice to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you do nothing about it or are totally fine with it. Microcuck is a fusion of the terms microaggression and cuck (cuckold). Essentially getting microcucked is getting cucked in the smallest way possible.

John: Wow! You are absolutely beautiful
Bob's girlfriend: Thanks! That's so nice!
Bob: *does nothing* (or says something like "that was nice!")

Bob has just been microcucked.

by Buttercastle April 18, 2018