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Dirty Micky

You give someone a blowjob ass naked and then once they’ve cum inside your mouth you drink vodka and mix it around

in your mouth. you then swallow it while you moan the words daddy and grabbing your tits
Bro she gave me the best dirty micky last night.
by katite420 April 15, 2020
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micky mouse

1.the guy that wanted to divorce minnie mouse for cheating on him.
2. a cool mouse.
1. judge-"im sorry but u cant divorce minnie mouse because shes crazy."
micky-"i didnt say she way crazy, i said she was fucking goofy."
2. micky mouse can be cool, most the time gay, but cool.
by Chet and Josh June 10, 2006
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Mickie mouse

The act of pooping on somebodys head and giving them a hitler while they are asleep making them look like mickie mouse
OMG jared look at this mickie mouse i did to katie its so perfect
by The warm wilson expert November 25, 2009
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Micky D’s

Ayo bro you wanna run and get sumMicky D’s”
by 2AMDONTCALLME October 3, 2022
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Micky Flicky

A flyby nighter that doesn't mean a shyt. Someone who contributes nothing and should NOT be trusted. A shady snake. A fucked up person or situation.

crackhead number one: "I gave dude 20$ for a dime and he never came back!"
crackhead number two: " Girrrrl you know he ain't nothing but a Micky Flicky! Why you go give him yo money??"

baby moma one: "Girrrrrl why you be running out with my baby daddy?!!"
baby moma two: "You ain't nothin but a Micky Flicky! That my baby daddy!"

cubicle worker one: " I was supposed to have today off and got called in because she didn't come in ....again"
cubicle worker two: " Thats some Micky Flicky bullshit right there."
crackhead number one: "I gave dude 20$ for a dime and he never came back!"
crackhead number two: " Girrrrl you know he ain't nothing but a Micky Flicky! Why you go give him yo money??"

baby moma one: "Girrrrrl why you be running out with my baby daddy?!!"
baby moma two: "You ain't nothin but a Micky Flicky! That my baby daddy!"

cubicle worker one: " I was supposed to have today off and got called in because she didn't come in ....again."
cubicle worker two: " Thats some Micky Flicky bullshit right there."
by Doris Deville June 5, 2014
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dirty mickie

when you're sick of using your finger so put a carrot up your bum and toss yourself off
"my finger cramped last night so pulled a dirty mickie"
by frogman5748300 June 10, 2019
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