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methane disciple

one who prays to/worships all that is the grand glory of farting!, the noise, the buttle massage, the smell, the reaction of the non-worshipper!! foods that promote gas!
john was in heaven! he had found a methane disciple who was female!

john was such a methane disciple he encouraged her to fart in his face!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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Methane Suana

Spending more than 2 minutes in a inclosed room, with someone who has severe and pestilent flatulence.
I don't know what Javo ate? But working with him in the office felt like I was in a Methane Suana. Please refer to "2mm Cannon"
by Javo, J', Baro May 9, 2003
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Muddy Methane

Farts that can often leave residue, often in the form of streaks, which can cause a wet muddy feeling between your ass cheeks.
Hey slut! Bring me a dish towel so I can clean up my muddy methane. Now, eat my asshole out you fucking asian cum whore.
by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010
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methaphone

What you give to someone who lost their phone and is going through withdrawals.
She needs a hit of methaphone, she's going crazy since she lost her phone. Also, "We need to get her to a methaphone clinic ASAP."
by Flapps June 22, 2015
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methane angel

A beautiful woman who has a bad habit of leaving sick SBD's around people.
The Methane Angel I work with actually asked; "Why do people seem to clear a room when I come in.
by Roc.g.forgione@gmail.com October 10, 2015
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Methaphobia

When your meth is too good to be true usually this means that people are either afraid to use it or eat it
When shown meth to methaphobic people it makes them go blind and deaf for brief second, giving people chance to molest them or kidnap them. It also makes your nipples twist and your head turn 360.
"Holy shit man i just witnessed meth and got insta molested by 7 people, lol."
"James was traumatised after seeing man's head turn 360 and noscope some skrub."
"Methaphobia is ... Gulp on these nuts lmao"
by Master Chief Jeff October 3, 2018
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Methaphrenia

When a person uses methapmethamines, causing delusions, paranoia, and psychosis that appears like schizophrenia.
Hey guy, did you hear John was diagnosed with methaphrenia from all of his meth use? Dude was in a hospital for weeks!
by Travyss February 18, 2019
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