Methane Muncher

a person who likes to sniff farts

Ayden is a little methane muncher.

by Libby.elaine._ October 9, 2023

methawedical

What putting frozen dinners into da microwave every day eventually becomes.

Youth-camp chef: Preparing simple pre-packaged meals for da kiddos does indeed get kinda methawedical after a while, but seeing da delighted looks on said pint-sized people's faces as they're eagerly chowing down on said tasty comestibles --- and hearing them gleefully exclaiming about how good da food is and thanking me gratefully for preparing it for them --- makes said semi-drudgery all worth it.

by QuacksO January 10, 2025

Metagenetics

The study of how traits, behaviors, and weird family habits skip generations, mutate, and recombine in ways that classical genetics cannot explain. It's the field that asks: why do you have your great-grandmother's nose, your father's temper, and your uncle's inexplicable ability to parallel park anything on the first try? Metagenetics suggests that DNA is just the hardware; the software includes ancestral trauma, family legends, and that one cousin's questionable life choices that somehow echo through the generations. It's genetics for people who suspect their family is weirder than Mendel's peas.

Example: "He blamed his fear of commitment on metagenetics—his grandfather had cheated on his grandmother, his father had done the same, and now here he was, running from anything serious. His therapist suggested that maybe it wasn't genetic, maybe it was just learned behavior. He said the distinction was academic and he was still single."

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Methalepsy

When someone has smoked so much they gave themselves self induced METHALEPSY.

Shit bro why he keep passing out all the time.

Nigga that is self induced methalepsy. Hahahaha

by Nevagonget September 23, 2025