messing up

1. to do something wrong, make a mistake, or make a fool of yourself

2. to not be funny or interesting

"That girl is walking around like she's all that. She is messing up."

by loredaj March 30, 2010

Meeting of the Dons

When a group of people with higher authority have a meeting usually in a bussiness setting; (referenced from The Godfather)

All the Big time CEO's are in there having a "Meeting of the Dons" right now.

by 4514 September 29, 2010

metsing

To continually take a good situation and fuck it up

The New York Mets have good players but they are metsing it.

by unashamed mets fan June 24, 2019

danger meeting

The opposite of a safety meeting. Doing a round of shots with drinking compatriots, preferably of the hardest booze available.

Dr. Burger: "That safety meeting started the day on quite a positive note."
Dr. Box: "A danger meeting will sort you right the fuck out!"

by Hammond Burger VII March 21, 2014

text mexting

a form of sexting that involves sending pictures of your junk from a chili's to-go restroom

yeah bro i was totally text mexting her while i was im the bathroom

by assholeathogwarts March 21, 2017

Post-meeting depression

The nostalgic feeling that you experience when you meet your long-distance bestie — that’s post-meeting depression.

The moment you two divide, you may feel like the world’s about to end. But no worries, friend. Distance will be broken. You’re meant to be, no matter what.

«Hey, I just got on the train.»
«You‘re not having post-meeting depression, aren’t you?»
«Doesn’t matter. We’re all under the same sky, after all.»

by uovo July 16, 2020

4:30 Meeting

Needing to take a large dump usually after work or school at around 4:30

I haven't had my 4:30 meeting today, I am about to dump in sexy dance fighting!

by Bobs Burgers November 14, 2014