meryn

A prude. A person who doesn't like to be involved with sexual or illegal activites.

Have a drink man, stop being a meryn!

by cadet kelly January 20, 2007

Mervin

A front wedgie, especially in the how you say.... Pussy.

Helen's thong style panties were so small it was forcing her to pull out Mervins all day, her poor cat must have been quite annoyed and/or chaffed.

by We are Siamese if you please September 2, 2013

Melvyn

Refers to a stero-typical middle age Jewish male. Would generally be a Tottenham fan who likes Bruce Springsteen or pink Floyd. Favoured apparel would be a hard rock leather jacket worn as often as possible generally from some where non-pronounceable. Might note often how he is still with it and can handle himself, not out of choice but only when needed.
Would apply to most tracksuit wearing deli-shoppers in my frequented parts of North London. Note this would be the only time a Melvyn would need such apparel. I can already see a majority of my friends exhibiting the first traits of Melvyndom.

That fella over there, in the hard rock bahamas jacket, buying all that smoked salmon and herring is a right Melvyn. Look at his tracksuit.

by Cornell Brown July 16, 2008

pervin mervin

when you, one of your brahdahs, or some other bullay be spyin for some bean shots. pervin mervins are most common at Sandy Beach Oahu on any weekend especially saturday when everybody get one hangover from gettin allbus friday night.

nick: ho bah! hows daniel fawkin one pervin mervin!
jason: ahahaha dat bullay is gettin plenty bean shots today

by nickvdub January 9, 2008

Merryn

A white female, usually lacking in physical strength. Short tempered and prone to attack, usual method of attack being the classic beaver swipe. Loves everything black.

"She loves black guys, that chick must be a Merryn"

by wennamole April 2, 2013

Twerkin my Mervin

To Twerk or Fondle one's mervin. To twerk your Mervin: step 1) place mervin between thumb and middle knuckle of index finger. step2) twerrk your mervin

I sent that bitch home and started twerkin my mervin, t-t-t-t-twerkin my mervin

by 4s-ginn August 21, 2011

Hanging Mervin

When cool male children give a mervin, then hang both sides of the underwear up on something high like a coat hanger, to whitie tightie wears.

In our locker room there is a coat closet, and the hangers are really high up and only 25 in. apart. I was changing in the boys locker room when the "cool" boys came in. 2 of them came up and gave me a mervin, but to make it worse they put the front side of my tightie whities on the left side of the closet, the the back side of my tightie whities on the other. They called it a hanging mervin. Everyone was laughing. They do this to me every gym day when the coach leaves early.

by Anonyymous August 26, 2006