Mermaidish?
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a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.
Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.
Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018
Get the Merman Theory mug.This is a sexual act involving cumming on the insides of a girl ankles. Then proceed to push the feet together until they stick. When this is completed and both feet are stuck together slap her in the face and throw seaweed at her. This should give her the appereance of an angry mermaid
John: Hey man i angry mermaided this bitches ass last night
Gary: No way man! whered you get the seaweed?
John: Your momma gave it to me after I Boned her!
Gary: No way man! whered you get the seaweed?
John: Your momma gave it to me after I Boned her!
by Goatse King December 18, 2009
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Get the Mermal mug.A legendary sea creature having the upper torso of a gorgeous woman and, from waist down, the tail of either:
A. A whale
B. A dolphin
C. A fish
or
D. Any other sea creature.
Mermaid sightings have been popular throughout the centuries. Some time ago in the 1800's, a fisherman reportedly caught sight of some sort of creature in the sea, having the upper torso of a woman with long brown hair and a white tail speckled with black. Around the 1890's, two women drying seaweed on the ocean shore found a childlike female creature naked and playing along the shores. Days later, the child's body was found washed up on shore. She looked to be about four years of age, with pale skin and a developed chest, and what looked to be a salmon's tail from the waist down.
Mermaids have a very seductive nature, and almost always make love with sailors. No one knows they do this, but there is a theory that they are simply attempting to produce more of their species. When turned down on an offer of sex, though, the mermaid will be thrown into a fit of rage and slay the sailor who refused her pleasure.
See: temptress
A. A whale
B. A dolphin
C. A fish
or
D. Any other sea creature.
Mermaid sightings have been popular throughout the centuries. Some time ago in the 1800's, a fisherman reportedly caught sight of some sort of creature in the sea, having the upper torso of a woman with long brown hair and a white tail speckled with black. Around the 1890's, two women drying seaweed on the ocean shore found a childlike female creature naked and playing along the shores. Days later, the child's body was found washed up on shore. She looked to be about four years of age, with pale skin and a developed chest, and what looked to be a salmon's tail from the waist down.
Mermaids have a very seductive nature, and almost always make love with sailors. No one knows they do this, but there is a theory that they are simply attempting to produce more of their species. When turned down on an offer of sex, though, the mermaid will be thrown into a fit of rage and slay the sailor who refused her pleasure.
See: temptress
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