The act whereby during ejaculation, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. It is wrongfully assumed as an indicator of latent homosexual tendencies.
Jack : Oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.
by peter peter armpiteater November 27, 2013

1. The holiday saying of Pringles's chips. Also a retarded way of doing a pun. I mean, you could have done Merry Crispmas or something idk.
by Edgarthecat May 1, 2018

by Max Johnson June 11, 2006

What one says when they are giving someone something (either a real gift or trash) on any day that is not their birthday or a holiday.
by Indigonightmare May 12, 2018

The most talented and amazingest girl in the world! Once you meet her you fall in love with her. She has amazing eyes, Amazing hair and she can never be replaced. Dont waste her, shes a charm and her smile lightens everones day.
by prettybmgyu November 21, 2021

-Claire and Thomas sure had some merry poppins last night
-hey, I hope you have a merry poppins with your girlfriend tonight
-hey, I hope you have a merry poppins with your girlfriend tonight
by veiolet da masta February 27, 2011

by Thotiana_is_back December 18, 2019
