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merps

It is a common nickname given to a beloved friend which literally means, In "Dutch" - a Sperm Rapist.
"Hey Merps.. MY little merpy werpy woo, you gone done poo poos in your pants again? Thats no good. You know I will always love you."

or

"Hey I am going to call you merps from now on because of that filthy act you did the other night!"
by Jacob6969Amsterdam May 7, 2007
mugGet the merpsmug.

Merps

A fabulous max human being that tends to be quite kawaii but is extremely awkward and creepy.

A cat.
Wow, they're a merps!
by Shorps July 5, 2012
mugGet the Merpsmug.

The Merp

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.
"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."
by Wilhelm January 8, 2008
mugGet the The Merpmug.

Merp

Ejaculation.

Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.

Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.

Opposite of Derp.
Some hot cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Merp"

Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"

Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"
by ShredGnarShark July 5, 2012
mugGet the Merpmug.

MERP

My Erect Ready Penis. Can be used as a way to seduce the person you want to stick your penis in.
"Hey, MERP is ready for you whenever you want. "
by Crossssss March 10, 2017
mugGet the MERPmug.

MERP

Can refer to the 2002 Lord of the Rings role-playing game (Middle-Earth Role Playing)
A-"I really want to play D&D but want the setting to be in Middle-Earth!"
B-"Then why don't we play MERP?!"
by Vorsicon May 11, 2015
mugGet the MERPmug.

merps

Dylan has a lot of merps!
by Dylan October 23, 2003
mugGet the merpsmug.

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