Post Merge Depression

The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.

Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network

by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022

Merg

To gather in a group and travel to another place

"lets merg to so-and-so's house."

by Kozzumz February 8, 2010

magic merge

The act of merging onto a limited-access highway without checking mirrors or getting to proper speed; usually involves following the white line all the way into regular traffic by a driver oblivious to other vehicles on the road.

"On the way to work this morning I almost got in a wreck when this bitch just magic merged right in front of me!"

by terafunker July 19, 2009

meat merge

The manual coordination of software developers that occurs when two or more software developers work on the same file at the same time without a proper versioning / branching system.

Opposed to the automated 'merge' feature of many versioning systems.

Management did not grant you a branch for your project. Therefore, you must have a meeting with Bob The Developer to meat merge your code changes into his changes on the main branch.

by flipmcf April 18, 2007

Mobile Merge

When someone is driving (and on his/her cell phone) and starts to merge into your lane without noticing.

That asshole almost sideswiped me with a mobile merge.

by cquillian April 17, 2013

mexican merge

When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.

I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.

by solarecreator July 29, 2014

Merged

Getting it in with the best hand pre flop or on the flop, only to come to the realization as the turn comes, the donk is catching up, and its inevitable that he's being rewarded on the river

I shipped my stack preflop with AA, pray4spades snap called with A4 offsuit with A of hearts. The flop brought 2h, 3c, and 8d. The turn brings 4h, and on the river, Villain obviously spikes another fucking heart. You just got merged.

by InterwebzPojer January 2, 2014